Ash has updated his status- LOOK OUT LADIES IM SMART, ADORABLE, AND FUNNY
Comments:
Gary: You are none of those things
Ash: Well at least I don't need cheerleaders to make me feel better about my lame, depressing, life
Gary: ....Too far....
Kenny: You heard it here folks, Ash thinks his life is lame and depressing
Ash: SHUT UP KENNY
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Ash has updated his status- SO WANTS TO DATE ME, Ash Ketchum?
Comments:
Serena: Hi Ash!!
Ash: Yeah hi Serena...ANYBODY?
Serena: Ash!!!
Ash: Whaaaat Serenaaaaa
Serena: .....
Ash: .....
Serena: .....
Ash: WHY'D YOU GET MY ATTENTION IF YOU WEREN'T GOING TO SAY ANYTHING?!
Serena: ... :(
~Serena has logged off
Ash: She's over dramatic
Bonnie: I thought your last name was Ketchup
~Max has liked this comment
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Nurse Joy has updated her status- We have healed your Pokemon to full health. *bows* We hope to see you again!
Comments:
Hilda: What a horrible thing to say in a hospital
~Rosa, Hugh, and 5 others have liked this comment
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Celebi has died~
Comments:
Gary: Rest in peace you onion fairy
Ash: GARY!! How could you?!
Gary: Rest in peace you onion fairy
Ash: Celebi is not an onion fairy
Gary:
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Red has updated his status- I HAVE TO FIND MEW
Comments:
Mew: lol try it u bitch
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Gold has updated his status- DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT?! RED TALKED
Comments:
Blue: Omg
Red: ....
Green: You can't fool us anymore, Red!!
Red: .....
Prof. Oak: There's more than one Red
Green: What?
Blue: Omg
Prof. Oak: Anime Red
Green: Ohhhhhh
Gold: Bitch I thought that was Ash
Blue: Omg
Red: ...*rolls eyes*
~Red has logged off
Blue: Omg...Red no...NO RED DONT-
~Blue has logged off
Green: 0_0
Prof. Oak: Think we should check on him?
Gold: Idk he should be fine
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Blue has updated his status- Red just beat me up
Comments:
Leaf: Lol really?
Blue: YES YOU F**KER
Leaf: Jeez sorry
Red: ...
Blue: GAHH HES BACK
Red: ...*smirks*
Green: You know what this makes you right Blue?
Blue: What?
Green: You're his bitch
~Leaf, Prof. Oak and 2 others have liked this comment
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Max has updated his status- May, Drew is here
Comments:
Drew: Dammit Max you weren't supposed to tell her
May: Drew I told you that you can't jump on my bed if I'm not there
Drew: .....I knew that....I was totally listening when you...said that....
May: *sighs*
Max: MAY YOUR BED IS MORE SPRINGY THAN MINE!!
May: Max get off there!
Max: Not until you get me more milk for my cereal!!
May: UGGGGHHHHH
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May has tagged Max in her status- TAKE THE DAMN MILK
Comments:
Max: THANKS MAY. I CAN FINALLY EAT MY CEREAL IN PEACE
Drew: Max is goals
Max: I know *Flips hair*
Max: SOMEBODY call Vogue
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Random guy has updated his status- Good news- I'm not addicted to crack
Just as well, I can't afford one
Comments:
Random girl: One crack cocaine
Hotel receptionist: Yes hello mr. drug dealer I would like one crack cocaine
Construction worker: Cash or credit?
Biker: Actually I have a gift card
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(A/N. This chapter lol idk. I don't really have anything else to say. Have a nice day!
K Thx Bai!)
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