If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter Accept Arceus as your savior

Entei has tagged Some random guy in his status- Excuse me sir, my friends and I wanted to ask you something

Comments:

Raiku: Entei you're taking too long let me handle this

Raiku: SIR, do you have the time to learn about our lord and savior, Arceus?

Suicune: ACCEPT ARCEUS AS YOUR SAVIOR OR DIE

~Some random guy has logged off

Raiku: Dammit Suicune you scared another one away

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Anne has updated her status- Please! The black synergy stone has corrupted Mewtwo! Please save him! (and battle all these different trainers in my place because I don't feel like it)

Comments:

(Y/N): IM GETTIN REAL TIRED OF YOUR SHIT ANNE

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Cheren has updated his status- BIANCA GET OUT

Comments:

Bianca: But whyyyyyy

Cheren: THIS IS A NORMAL TYPE GYM

Bianca: I HAVE A NORMAL TYPE

Hilda: I

Bianca: Well Cheren maybe if you weren't so UPTIGHT about your gym, trainers would want to challenge you

Hilda: Ship

Cheren: HAVE YOU BROKEN ANYTHING AT THE LAB LATELY YOU BLIND BITCH

Hilda: It

Cheren: No Hilda do nOT ship iT

Bianca: Honestly Idc who Hilda ships. She doesn't have great taste anyways, I mean she's dating N

N: Bitch I'm sexy

Cheren: YOURE ALL SUCH BOTHERS

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Pikachu has updated his status- I freaking love to eat staplers like oh my gods

Comments:

Braixen: wth

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Shaymin (Sky) has updated its status- The banner you're waving
Is burning and red
It's blocking the sunlight
That shines overhead
You against the world

Comments:

Dialga: Diamonds

Palkia: And pearls

Shaymin (Sky): It never mattered. Anyway!

Arceus: Wtf just happened?

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Worker has updated his status- Welcome to Indoor Cycle, how may I help you?

Comments:

Dr. Oak: This...This sickens me...

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Delia has updated her status- Ash Ketchup, clean your room this instant!

Comments:

Ash: Why?

Delia: We are having guests over fOR DINNER

Ash: So all of a sudden we're having dinner in my room?

Delia: ...

Ash: Hang on, lemme just bust out the table I've been keeping under my bed

Ash: I'll just tell Mr. Mime that he'll have to cook in my closet

Ash: I think I have some chairs out on the roof brb

Ash: Don't worry mom I found the chairs, they were in my nightstand

Delia: You're dead to me

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READ THIS ITS VERY IMPORTANT NOT A SCAM I PROMISE

(A/N. Hey guysss I HAVE AN IDEA. You might not like it but I'm gonna tell you anyway. I was thinking of the characters doing a q&a. Or my version of the characters anyway. This wouldn't replace a chapter, but it would push back the scheduled time for one by like a day or two. Tell me if you're interested or not. Probably not, but it's always out there.

I'll stop now.
K Thx bai!)

I also caught a shiny octillery