If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter Fandoms

Ash has updated his status- NEW SEASON OF MY LITTLE PONYTA THIS SPRING!!!

Comments:

Kenny: And there's a movie coming out later this year!

Dawn: Ugh that show

Kenny: At least I don't have to wait for my show to be dubbed

Dawn: MIRACULOUS LEDYBA IS A WORK OF ART

Misty: Staryu vs the forces of evil tho

Ash: You only watch it for the StaryuxMarill and you know it

Bonnie: What about Five nights at Ursaring's?

Clemont: HOW AM I RELATED TO SUCH TRASH

Paul: Through your parents

Clemont: ...

Ash: DAAAANGGGG PAUL

Kenny: WHAT A SAVAGE

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Max has tagged May his status- Do you ever wanna post something but it's so direct that you might as well just put it in an envelope and mail it to their house because same

Comments:

May: Why

Max: If the shoe fits

May: ...what?

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~Brianna and Drew are now friends~

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Brianna has updated her status- I CANT BELIEVE IM FRIENDS WITH MR. DREW!!

Comments:

Max: ...Mr?

Nurse Joy: Oh I wish I could be friends with him!

Brock: I've noticed that Drew kinda has a fandom

Ash: Yeah and I don't understand it, but I don't question it either

Brianna: It's cause he's won so many contests and is one of the best coordinators ever!!

May: Don't remind me...

Drew: Aw c'mon May, you know I respect you as a coordinator even if you do lose to me all the time

May: I hate you

May: So much

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Drew has tagged May in his status- Come on Babe, you know I love you!

Comments:

May: Die

Ash: Yikes

Gary: This boy is done for

May: You don't get it

Ash and Gary: *slowly backs away*

Drew: What don't I get? That you can't always win contests?!

Arceus: Oh Sh*T

Ho-oh/Unfezant: Not even my majesticness can fix this now

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~May and Drew are no longer in a relationship~

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Arceus has updated his status- MAH SECOND OTP NOOO

Comments:

Ash: What was your first?

Arceus: Fourthwheel obviously

Max: NoooOOOO

Arceus: YeeSSSS

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Ash has tagged Gary in his status- Hey Gary

Comments:

Gary: What

Ash: Where do astronauts go to drink?

Gary: Where

Ash: The spacebar

Gary: I get it

Gary: Like on a keyboard

Gary: The spacebar

Ash: You ruined the joke

Gary: Your life's a joke

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Ash has updated his status- MISTY GARY HURT MY FEELINGS

Comments:

Misty: Cry

Gary: HA GET REKT

Misty: Stop being a jacka**

Gary: Owie

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Ho-oh/Unfezant has updated its status- Why am I so majestic?

Comments:

Dr.Oak: Because I created you

Ho-oh/Unfezant: No that's not it

Ho-oh/Unfezant: IT MUST BE BECAUSE IM SO GORGEOUSLY MAJESTIC

Arceus: Sure why not

Wynaut: You called?

Hey what's up I know this chapter is short and horrible, but I've got something special saved for if we hit 100k reads

Also I started watching Miraculous Ladybug and I love it!!!! Don't even get me started on how much I love Cat Noir

K thx bai!