If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter I don't know what I'm writing half the time tbh

Dawn has updated her status- So I had Paul over today and my mom burst in my room thinking she was about to catch us sinning but in reality we were playing Uno

Comments:

Ash: Wow

Paul: Dawn cheats

Dawn: No you just suck at Uno

Paul: Lies

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Sylveon has updated her status- At age ten I realized not even family can be trusted

Comments:

Arceus: What

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N has tagged Ghetsis in his status- Hey dad

Comments:

Ghetsis: I'm not your dad you freak

Sylveon: *POINTS*

Arceus: Oh...

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Hilda has tagged Ghetsis in her status- Excuse me? Tf did you call N?

Comments:

Ghetsis: A freak?

Ghetsis: A disappointment

Ghetsis: Oh oh wait!

Ghetsis: A mistake!

Ghetsis: Is it one of those?

Hilda: ...

Hilda: Yes?

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Silver has tagged Hilda in his status- Need some help?

Comments:

Hilda: No

Hilda: I want to be the only one to watch the life drain from his eyes

Lyra: ...

Moon: ...

N: Hilda no

Bianca: ...

Cheren: ...

Rosa: ...

Hugh: ...

Gladion: Okay

Silver: Call us if anything changes

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Clemont has tagged Serena in his status- Hey, ya know what's beautiful?

Comments:

Serena: *Blushes* What?

Clemont: The future

Clemont: Thanks to science

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Ash has tagged Clemont in his status- You're really bad at this

Comments:

Clemont: You make it look so easy...

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Clemont has tagged Drew in his status- How did you get May to like you?

Comments:

Drew: I was kind of an a$$hole but at the same time supportive but at the same time I treated her like she was less than me but also I gave her roses

Clemont: ...

May: ...

May: Huh

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Clemont has tagged Paul in his status- How'd you get Dawn to like you

Comments:

Paul: I was an a$$ to everyone but her

Paul: ...

Paul: Despite the second time we met

Dawn: That's my babyyyyyy <3

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Clemont has tagged Trip in his status- Why does Iris give you the time of day?

Comments:

Trip: Idk tbh I'm a jerk

Iris: Yeah but you're my jerk

Iris: Mine

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Clemont has tagged Brock in his status- How come you're still single?

Comments:

Brock: Because nice guys finish last

Dawn: That is so untrue!

Iris: Incorrect!

Kenny: ...

Cilan: ...NOT WRONG

Dawn: K well Kenny doesn't count

Iris: Well see here Cilan...

Iris: I don't like it

Iris: When you talk

Ash: Fair

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Ash has updated his status- But c'mon nice guys don't finish last! I'm proof of that!

Comments:

Paul: Hmm you're right

Paul: Hey Ash, how's the girlfriend?

Ash: ...

Ash: Oh

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Gladion has updated his status- Someone wanna tell me why Hilda is crashing on my couch?

Comments:

Hilda: Because it would be weird for a seventeen year old to crash on a thirteen year old's bed???

Silver: That's a good reason

Gladion: No I mean why are you here

Gladion: Getting blood on my white couch

Hilda: I couldn't find Ghetsis

Gladion: You didn't murder anyone? Where's the blood coming from?

Hilda: I FELL OUT OF A TREE AND SCRAPED MY KNEE

Hilda: And also my whole body

Silver: Why were you in a tree?

Hilda: I don't ask you about your personal life

(A/N. Idk guys

This chapter is weird

And bad

And short

Just

I promised you I would update

So I did

I'm gonna go to sleep now

So uh

K thx bai!)