If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter Got you good fam

Max has tagged May in his status- Hey May

Comments:

May: What

Max: Do you wanna

Max: Go

Max: Buy milk at the store?

May: No not really

Max: Dang

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Meowth has updated his status- I thiyght N amd Gksfipn's petdonalotirs wete swspprd?

Comments:

Sylveon: What

Meowth: I aldo thiyght Npbpdy was Spmrbpdy

Sylveon: Um

Meowth: Amd I thiyght thst Npbpdy wad rempbed frpm FaveBppk

Sylveon: *Opens mouth to speak*

Sylveon: *Runs away*

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Paul has tagged Dawn in his status- Where have you been?

Comments:

Dawn: Asleep

Paul: For two days?

Dawn: Ya

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Blue has tagged Red in his status- So uh

Luv u

Comments:

Red: ...*sigh*

Red: You worry me

Blue: G A S P

Yellow: Eh I'm not so shocked anymore

Hilda: Yeah he talks like once every two chapters

Blue: What

Hilda: What?

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Lyra has updated her status- Love is a weird thing like you just pick a human and are like "Yes I'll let this one ruin my life forever"

Comments:

Silver: I love you too

Gold: UGH

Lyra: TAKE THAT YOU HOE

Silver: Why are you like this

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Gladion has tagged Hilda and Silver in his status- So...When's our next murder?

Comments:

Hilda: Next week, why?

Gladion: Any chance we can postpone it??

Hilda: This is the third time you've done this

Silver: I feel like you're not taking the squad seriously

Gladion: Well...

Hilda: G A S P

Hilda: Are you breaking up with us?!