If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter last saturdays episode wasn't worth it

I've decided I'm not going to tell you when I transition from anime to game. You'll have to figure it out :P

Ash has tagged Team Flare in his status- Lol why you calling Zygarde Z?

Comments:

Team Flare: Cause we can

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Calem has updated his status- Beat the Kalos champion again. #KalosHasWorstChampion

~Serena has liked this status

Comments:

Serena: She never gets any stronger either...

Calem: And every time I go there, the elite four talks to me like they've never seen me before, while the Champion always welcomes me back...

Serena: Oh

Serena: My

Serena: Arceus

Calem: Conspiracy Theory!!!
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Lucas has updated his status- Got beat up by Cynthia again. #SinnohHasStrongestChampion

Comments:

Dawn: Imagine Cynthia...with a mega Garchomp

Lucas: I don't wanna live in that kind of world

Dawn: She'd be an unstoppable force

Barry: I would kill myself if that happened

Cynthia: Hey I found this weird blue-ish red stone with this weird symbol on it. Garchomp seemed to really like it for some reason...

Barry: ....

Dawn: ....

Lucas: .....

Prof. Rowan: ....

Lucas: HURRY KILL IT WITH FARIES

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Dragonite has updated his status- I AM SO STRONG OMG NOTHING CAN BEAT ME IM TOO AWESOME

Comments:

Flabébé: Hi

Dragonite: AHHHHH OMG GET IT AWAY

Salamence: *ScREamS*

Reshiram: ITS GONNA KILL US ALL!!!

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Prof. Juniper has tagged Prof. Sycamore in her status- Hey you don't happen to have a peacock Pokemon in Kalos, do you?

Comments:

Prof. Sycamore: Nah

Prof. Sycamore: It'd be cool though

Prof. Juniper: Definitely

Prof. Sycamore: Maybe if we put a Ho-Oh and an Unfezant together

Dr. Oak: ...Somebody find me a Ho-Oh...

Dr. Oak: And an Unfezant....

Prof. Juniper: Male or female?

Dr. Oak: ....both....

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Nobody has updated his status- I know people and Pokemon alike will not see this, since I have no friends, but what Gary doesn't know is that I can still use Facebook from my Pokeball...The ocean is weird btw