If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter Happy USUM release day!

N has updated his status- Hilda cut the grass and hid all the Disney movies!!

Comments:

Hilda: It was for your own good

N: BUT THOSE WERE MY SECOND AND THIRD FAVORITE THINGS

Cheren: Second and third?

Hugh: What was your first?

N: Hilda

Hilda: Stop being cute

Hilda: It makes it harder to stay mad at you

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Lyra has updated her status- I want your love and I want your revenge you and me could write a bad romance

Comments:

Moon: (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!)

Lyra: I want your love and all your lovers revenge

Moon: You and me could write a bad romance

Silver: Quit your subtweeting

Lyra: You're no fun

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Arceus has tagged Serena and Ash in its status- Is the only reason your ship name is 'amourshipping' because 'amour' is 'love' in French and Kalos is based off of France?

Comments:

Serena: Sure

Arceus: Lazy

Serena: It's more clever than 'Pokeshipping'

Misty: Every ship name is

Gary: What about Palletshipping?

May: Advanceshipping?

Dawn: Pearlshipping isn't that clever

Iris: Negaishipping is a weird ship name

May: Amour is probably the most clever and least lazy

Misty: Probably

Ash: What is this betrayal

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Johanna has tagged Dawn in her status- S I N N E R

Comments:

Dawn: I'M JUST BREATHING

Johanna: I KNOW YOU LIVE AND BREATHE SIN

Dawn: MY GOD WOMAN

Arceus: I actually think this is kind of funny

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Moon has tagged Lillie in her status- Hey Lillie

Comments:

Lillie: What

Moon: Nothing. Just hi

Lillie: ...

Lillie: *Whispers* I love you

Moon: What

Lillie: GLADION GETS PEDICURES

Gladion: WHY DO YOU DO THE THINGS YOU DO

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Sun has updated his status- Lol I caught Gladion singing 'Every time we touch' lmao

Comments:

Lillie: To the Igglybuff?

Sun: With the Igglybuff