What would happen if the Pokémon characters had Facebook? Horrible things? Dramatic things? Weird things? Irrelevant things? Unnecessary things? The possibilities are endless!!
Read along as Ash and many other characters enjoy/hate the life that is...
If you don't like semi hilarious shipping, skip this chapter and I'll see you next time. Why am I making a chapter about shipping? Cause I felt like it.
Drew has updated his status- I'm probably the luckiest guy in the world
Comments:
Misty: You're gonna say some shit like "Because I have May" aren't you?
Drew: No
Drew: I won two contests in a row
May: ITS BUGGING ME STOP IT
Drew: No
Drew: And it probably wasn't luck
May: I KNOW WHERE YOURE GOING WITH THIS STOP IT
Drew: It was skill
May: I'm f**king done
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Drew has tagged May in his status- Love you
Comments:
May: Lies
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Ash has tagged Misty in his status- Who would you rather date? Me or Gary?
Comments:
Gary: Pshh obviously me
Misty: Ash
Gary: WHAAAATT??!!
Ash: Bam!!
Gary: Why???!!!
Misty: Ash is my best friend. You're his rival. Who the f**k falls for someone their best friend hates?
Dawn: ........
Misty: Don't answer that
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Max has tagged Bonnie in his status- A little Pidgey told me that we are fourthwheelshipping
Comments:
Ash: BAHAHAHA
Serena: *giggles*
May: HAHAHA
Clemont: OMG HAHA
Bonnie: What?!! It's not true is it?!
Max: I don't know!!
Ash: If it is- it's the funniest ship name I've ever heard!
Pidgey: Right?! I just had to tell him when I heard
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Dawn has updated her status- Paauuull can we pleeeaaase do something besides train?
Comments:
Paul: You might as well just tell me to stop breathing
Ash: You've always been such a drama queen ~Dawn and Brock have liked this comment
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Dawn has updated her status- Paul lets go get ice cream!!!
Comments:
Paul: Dawn...
Dawn: PLEEAAASSSEEE
Paul: Fine.
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Ash has updated his status- Misty remember that one time you said we'd be married one day?
Comments:
Misty: Go away
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(Let's shift to the games)
Brendan has updated his status- I gotta have dinner with May's parents tonight. Pray for me
Comments:
Wally: Sure...Why?
Brendan: I may get shot
May: Don't be a drama queen, Brendan.
Wally: Just don't tell them you're the one doing their daughter
May: WALLY!!!!
Gold: HAHAHAHA
Red: ....*smiles*
Blue: Priceless!
Norman: *ahem*
Brendan: ....
Gold: ....
Red: ....*facepalm*
Wally: ....
May: ....
Blue: ....Shit
Blue: Whelp, looks like we're all gettin' shot
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Lyra has updated her status- When you're dating a criminal
~Hilda has liked this status
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Silver has updated his status- When you're dating a good member of society
~N has liked this status
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Cheren has updated his status- BIANCA LEAVE
Comments:
Bianca: You know you love seeing me
Cheren: You're such a bother get out
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~Calem has changed his profile picture
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~Serena has changed her profile picture
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Calem has updated his status- I see how it is
I promise this'll be the last shipping chapter for awhile and I'll go back to normal randomness next time
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