Chapter I suck at life

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N has updated his status- My Hilda's back!! <3 <3 <3
~Hilda has reacted to this status:<3

Comments:

Bianca: ...Goals?

Lyra: Have fun on your murder mission?

Hilda: Yep

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Lyra has tagged Silver in her status- Eat dinner with any hoes in between the murder?

Comments:

Silver: No

Silver: I couldn't find any garden supply stores near me

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Gladion has tagged Lillie in his status- I LOVE MY BABY SISTER!

Comments:

Lillie: ...Um

Moon: What?

Gladion: OH IT'S MOON

Gladion: HI BAE

Moon: Wut

Arceus: Lawl

Lillie: Oh you didn't

Arceus: Heehee

Lillie: Okay who'd you swap his personality with? Hau? Spark?

Arceus: Um

Hau: Nope

Spark: Not me

N: Shut the f**k up already

Hilda: NO

Arceus: Sorry not sorry

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Hilda has updated her status- UM EXCUSE ME ARCEUS WE ARE NOT DONE HERE

Comments:

Arceus: Who said we were?

Nobody: Me

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Moon has updated her status- I am very confused

Comments:

Lillie: Why?

Gladion: MOON NO DON'T LEAVE ME

Moon: HOW DOES HILDA DEAL WITH THIS TF

Hilda: Lots of alcohol

Cheren: You can't drink

Hilda: Who said I was drinking

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Hilda has updated her status- N IS WEARING EYELINER I'M DONE

Comments:

N: It's cool

Hilda: STOP TRYING TO BE EDGY

Hilda: YOU'RE TOO CUTE TO BE EDGY

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Moon has updated her status- GLADION GO AWAY

Comments:

Gladion: But I miss yooouuuuu

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N has updated his status- No Hilda go away not now

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