If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter You thought I didn't have anything prepared

Ash has tagged 2016 in his status- Well that was a disaster
~Gary, Dawn, and 23 others have liked this status

2016: I'm OFFENDED

Ash: GOOD

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Dawn has updated her status- Guess who decided that he would rather train on New Years, than come hang out at my party with me?

Comments:

Ash: Me?

Ash: Is it me?

Ash: Mmm are you subtweeting about me??

Dawn: What? No.

Barry: Is it me?

Dawn: No...Barry you're at my party

Barry: Oh yeah

Kenny: You're physically sitting next to me man

Barry: YA KNOW WHAT KENNY

Paul: Kenny is there?

Dawn: Yeah?? He's my friend

Zoey: I'm here too tho

Paul: But Kenny is there?

Dawn: Yes??

Paul: Is he speaking with you

Dawn: What?

Paul: Is he sitting near you

Dawn: Paul-

Paul: I'm coming over

Dawn: Whaaat

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Gold has updated his status- New year new me

Goal #1: Be a savage

Goal #2: Remind Silver that his Dad abandoned him

Goal #1 Complete

Comments:

Silver: F**k you, Gold.

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May has updated her status- This year I'm not gonna lose to Drew in any contests

Comments:

Drew: Lol try me

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Dawn has updated her status- Kenny watches My Little Ponyta!!

Comments:

Kenny: Like you don't

Dawn: I don't. I prefer Power Puff Pichus

Ash: Pu-leaz Staryu Vs. the forces of evil is clearly better

Kenny: No. My. Little. Ponyta. Is. The. Best.

Barry: True tho. I'm gonna Rainbow Dash before this convo gets too Ditzy

Dawn: You both disappoint me.

Kenny: It seems we have a neighsayer

Ponyta: ...wasn't me...

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Shiny Eevee has updated his status- Happy New Years!

Comments:

Shiny Bewear: Happy New Years! Hugs anyone?!

Shiny Fearow: NO

Shiny Bewear: Aw

Shiny Primarina: I mean...I'll hug you but I swear to Lord Helix if you crush me I will Moonblast your face

Shiny Herdier: Idk if I would trust him

Shiny Lycanrock: Shhhh you'll hurt his feelings!

Shiny Eevee: What's the big deal? I don't see why y'all won't let him hug you

Shiny Toucannon: Don't push your luck, new kid

Shiny Lycanrock: Wow Toucannon you just think you're soooooo great just cause you were the first shiny

Shiny Toucannon: HEY. I APPEARED AFTER 30 MINUTES AND HOW LONG DID YOU TAKE??!!!

Shiny Lycanrock: Not as long as others...

Shiny Bewear: You guys are mean tonight...

Shiny Eevee: DEAL WITH IT

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Y'all thought I wasn't gonna give you a real chapter didn't you. Well TBH I was gonna upload this when I hit midnight, buuut I forgot because Total Drama Island is consuming my time and I'm watching JasonPlaysPokemon's live stream soooo yeah. Also the last little bit is just if my shiny Pokemon interacted. So yeah.

Also I think I'm going for shiny Bagon next SO name suggestions would be great.

K thx bai!!