If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter Its my birthday!

Ash has updated his status- Guuuuyyyssss I want caaaaakkkeeee

Comments:

Bonnie: Me too!!

Serena: Cake does sound good right about now

Ash: And ice cream!!

Clement: Ugh you guys...

Bonnie: I WANT CAKE BIG BROTHER

Pikachu: Caaaaakkkeeee

Luxray: I'm cool with whatever

Braixen: Cake...cake is good...will it be chocolate?

Deddene: Yaaassss

Chespin: Ooooo no!! Red velvet! Vanilla! Chocolate!!!!

Ash: AlL oF ThEM

Clement: Ugh I regret the day Pokemon learnt how to type

Ash: I regret the day you were BoRN

Clement: ....FINE EAT A BUNCH OF CAKE AND GET A TUMMY ACHE IDGAF

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Ash has updated his status- I REGRET NOTHING.

Comments:

Pikachu: Nah you're dying

Ash: THANKS FOR THE FAITH BUDDY

Pikachu: YOU ATE TOO MUCH CAKE

Ash: THERES NO SUCH THING AS TOO MUCH CAKE

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Ash has updated his status- There is such thing as too much cake

Comments:

Pikachu: F**kin told you

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Arceus has updated his status- IM BORED

Comments:

Palkia: *rolls eyes* And it's our problem because??

Arceus: BECAUSE IM GOD

Dialga: *sighs*

Arceus: WHaT wAS tHaT?!

Dialga: Nothing

Arceus: THATS WHAT I THOUGHT

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Ash has updated his status- Dawn and Iris go away

Comments:

Dawn: YOU BETTER SHAPE UP

Iris: Cause I need a man!

Dawn: And my heart is set on youuuu

Ash: Somebody help me! Barry? Clement? Brock? Paul? ANYBODY?!!

Trip: I almost feel bad that you have to listen to Iris sing.

Paul: Same with Dawn

Dawn: PAAAAUUUULLLL

Ash: Wow. I've never seen her extend your name before...she must be pissed!!!

Paul: *sigh* What, Dawn?

Dawn: ....

Paul: ....

Ash: ....

Trip: ....

Barry: IM GONNA FINE YOU IF YOU DONT SAY ANYTHING.

Dawn: ....I'm...sorry.

Paul: 'scuse me?

Dawn: I SAID I WAS SORRY. MISTY MADE ME DO IT

Paul: Whatever

Ash: Iris stop chasing meeeeee

Iris: Neverrrrrr

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Prof. Juniper has tagged Dr. Oak in her status- How's the research on the Ho-Oh/Unfezant Pokemon going?

Comments:

Dr. Oak: Weird....

Prof. Elm: Do tell

Dr. Oak: Like...I don't know...

Prof. Juniper: ???

Ho-oh/Unfezant: SUUUPPPP EVERYONE IM SO MAJESTIC.

Dr. Oak: Like that

Ash: We got ourselves a badass over here

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Ho-Oh/Unfezant has updated its status- IM SOOO MAJESTIC. TRACEY TRIED TO DRAW MY LIKENESS BUT I WAS JUST TOO MAJESTIC.

Comments:

Misty: Oh boy....

Ho-oh/Unfezant: BOW BEFORE ME PEASANTS

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(A/N. Hey everyone. Guess what? ITS MAH BIRTHDAYYYY. On a Monday yes.....why God? Anyyyyways I hope you enjoyed this short chapter.
K Thx bai!)