Ego Ship one-shots

Wafflehouse Is Fine || AntiDapper

Request from Tumbler.

Ship: Antidapper (Anti x Jameson)

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Anti frowned and turned around in his seat. "Dandelion the plants are fine," JJ whispered.

Anti whined and turned back in his car seat. "I'm just scared for my baby's."

JJ laughed. "I know. They'll be safe at my house. Just think this time next week you'll be all packed and living with me."

"So then it'll be our house."

JJ smiled softly. "Yes, our house."

Anti nodded and blushed. "I love you lupin."

JJ nodded. "I love you too, my geranium."

Anti turned back to his plants. "Do you think Wafflehouse will like the new house?"

"I think so. I picked a nice sunny spot for them right next to the porch."

"Fuzzbert has to stay with them," Anti whispered.

"Of course."

Anti nodded and smiled at the plants. "We're almost there, it's all going to be fine."

JJ laughed. "You are adorable."

Anti rolled his eyes. "I'm excited, who could blame me?"

"No one dear."

They smiled at each other. Anti turned to stare out the window and JJ focused on driving.

Anti was nodding to the classical music playing in the car when they swerved.

JJ gasped and Anti yelped. Anti reached over JJ to honk the horn. "Put on your blinkers next time or I'll turn you into food for my plants! How would you like to be fed to a cockscomb you dick head!" he screeched at the driver who just cut JJ off with no warning.

JJ blinked and turned to Anti. "Dear are the plants ok?" he whispered.

Anti hissed and turned to his plants. "Don't ever repeat any of that. Fiddle, I'm sorry you won't be fed bad drivers today."

JJ took a deep breath and laughed. "We're almost home dandelion."

Anti nodded and smiled. "I can't wait."

"I got so lucky with my love life," JJ said and reached over to squeeze Antis hand.

Anti squeezed his hand back and grinned. "I did as well my marigold."