Just Your Average Bfdi Crackbook

Firey discovers the wonders of child support

Firey jr: greetings father

Firey: the fuck are you supposed to be

Firey jr: Im your son

Firey: the fuck-

Leafy: its true Firey. Firey jr is your son

Firey: well, maybe raising a kid cant be that THAT bad-

Leafy: you owe me three vigintillion dollars in child support tho

Firey: goddamn it

Firey jr: come father. Let us watch breaking bad.

Firey: WAIT A FUCKING SECOND HOW CAN I DO THE NAUGHTY WITH YOU IF YOU'D BURN

Leafy: uhhh idk