Firey: For 69000 years, Goiky High has been protected by a Ninja.
No one knows that every four years a new warrior is chosen.
GO NINJA
Firey: A freshman to fight the forces of evil.
I am the Ninja.
I am Firey Cumminginyourmpm!
SMOKE BOOOOOOOMMMBBBBB
WHAT THE SHIT
COME ON HIT
THIS FUCKIN CRACK
HES SO HIGH
THATS THE CHEESE
COCAINE PLEASE
NINJA ROCK DONT FUCKIN STOP
WHAT THE FUCK
UNCLE BUCK
DO IT NINJA
WHAT THE FUCK
HES A DUCK
COME ON BITCH
JUST A FRESHMAN
AND A NINJA BITCH
*epic as shit guitar solo*
Firey: smoke bomb jackass!
Firey jr: what the hell
Firey: dont you know the hit show randy cunningham: ninth grade ninja?
Firey jr: oh dad. You know the only show i ever watch is skibidi toilet
Firey: i have no son *shoots him*
Firey: but honestly tho that show is so underrated bruv
*looks at the screen*
Firey: watch it or ill kill your entire family and the piss on their graves and set them on fire with my piss
*dos a fortnite dance*
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Just Your Average Bfdi Crackbook
HumorAn unfunny & low effort crackbook 18+ so don't read it if your a kiddo