Firey: *wakes up* holy shit its st patrick's day
Leafy: OH GODDAMN IT I WAS HAVING A DREAM ABOUT DATING PIN
Firey: uh what
Leafy: uh nothing
Firey: well its st patricks day so im gonna
Firey: wait wtf do you do on st patricks day
Leafy: oh i got i got its gotta be dress up as a stereotypical irish person and talk very stereotypically
Firey: no im pretty sure its get drunk and dress as a nerd
Book: *wakes up* erm actually you celebrate saint patrick from a long time ago
Firey: why tf are you in my bed
Book: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no reasonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Leafy: me and book were having sex
Firey: oh
Book: st patrick's day is about celebrating saint patrick
Firey: y tho
Book: because he brought christianity to ireland
Firey: uh cool ig
Firey jr: *bursts in* OI ME LADDY I JUST DRANK SHAMROCK COCKTAILS AN IM FEELIN MIGHTY DRUNKEN
Firey: firey jr you're not even irish wtf
Leafy: yeah your being kind of an asshole
Book: erm agreement
Jacksepticeye: *comes in* TOP O DUH MORNING TO YUH LADDIES MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE AND WELCOME BACK TO UNDERTALE
Firey: HOLY SHIT YOUTUBER JACKSEPTICEYE OMG
Jacksepticeye: OH NO FUCKING MONSTERS! DIE BITCH! *kills all them*
Markiplier: oh shit nice job my dude
Jacksepticeye: yeah ik right
Firey: *wakes up* AW SHIT I HAD AN AWESOME DREAM ABOUT HIT YOUTUBERS JACKSEPTICEYE AND MARKIPLIER
Leafy: OH MY FUCKING GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP IM TRYIN TUH SLEEP HERE
Firey: k
*sleep*
Irish flaggy: im watching you twoooooooooo
Firey: cool story bro
Irish flaggy: :(

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