Just Your Average Bfdi Crackbook

Drinking e girl piss at 3AM!!! *gone wrong* *gone cringe* *uwu*

Blocky: WHATS UP PRANKSTER NATION? I HAVEN'T DONE A VIDEO IN LIKE 99999999999 YEARS SO I THOUGHT ID MAKE A NEW ONE FOR MY 8 SUBSCRIBERS. BUT BEFORE WE START THE CHALLENGE, MAKE SURE TO LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, AND COMMENT DOWN BELOW 'BLOCKY IS SO HUNKY AND SEXY AND GETS ALL THE BITCHES' IN 5 SECONDS OR I WILL HORRIBLY MUTILATE YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY. DONT RISK IT!

ANYWAY, IN TODAY'S VIDEO WE ARE GOING TO BE DRINKING E GIRL PISS OFF THE DARK WEB AT 3. A. M. GUYS. THE IS THE CRAZIEST CHALLENGE WE HAVE EVER. DONE. ON THIS CHANNEL.    

Eraser: what about that time when you sent soldiers to wipe out ukraine

Blocky: OH YEAH THAT WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY AND NOW IM NOT ALLOWED IN UKRAINE. WHOOPS IM SO QUIRKY OWO.

ANYWAY GUYS LETS JUST DRINK THE PISS RIGHT NOW I BOUGHT THIS OFF THE DARK WEB BECAUSE IM A FUCKING SIMP FOR ALL THE MONEY I OWN PLUS V BUCKS PLUS MY ENTIRE METH EMPIRE SO LETS HOPE THAT ITS WORTH IT

LIKE THE VIDEO AND SUBSCRIBE SO NOTHING BAD HAPPENS TO ME OK GUYS.

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LETS GET IT

*drinks it*

Eraser: how does it taste bruh

Blocky: EW IT TASTES LIKE PISS

Eraser: wow i wonder w-*gets shot*

Blocky: SHUT UP uwu

Pen: d-daddy~? Are you feeling okay~?

Blocky: IM FINE JESUS CHRIST uwu

Pen: y-y-your scaring me d-

Blocky: im not cwinge uwu

Pen: YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK THIS SHIT *runs away*

Blocky: come back i haven't given you my gamer girl bath water uwu

Pen: BITCH I AINT NO SIMP

Blocky: make amerwica gwate again

Pen: shit i cant leave eraser

Eraser: no man go on without me

Pen: ok *runs the fuck away*

Blocky: some fwesh meat for me? How sweet~

Eraser: its been an honor to serve my country *salute*

Blocky: *fucking eats eraser*

Pen: oh fucking shit what should i do chat im so fucking scared man

*trips*

Pen: eraser's gun! I'll use it to take down that e girl fucker

Blocky: *in the distance* oh pen~

Pen: shit i gotta hide *hides*

Blocky: come out come out wherever you are~

Pen: *in the distance* i gotta reach that damn gun

*grabs it with his disgusting deviantart feet*

Pen: EAT LEAD BITCH *shoots the fuck out of blocky*

Blocky: aw silly, the bullets only make me stwonger and stwonger uwu

Pen: *pulls an atomic bomb out of his asshole* OW FUCKING SHIT

Blocky: what are you doing penny wenny?

Pen: see you in hell bitch *drops the atomic bomb*

*EXPLOSION MOTHERFUCKER*

Pen: ow my fucking leg *looks down* OW MY FUCKING LEG GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

Blocky: p-pen...

Pen: STAY BACK *loads shotgun*

Blocky: c-carry on the c-channel...

Pen: d-d-daddy~ *cries*

Blocky: BRO IM NOT FUCKING DYING CEASE THIS BITCH CRYING

Pen: f-fuck daddy~ its so good hearing your sexy v-voice again~

Blocky: aw~ did my wittle good boy miss me?

Pen: f-fuck your making me so horny daddy~ 🥵💦

Blocky: get that pretty ass over here honey so i can fuck it

Pen: y-y-yes daddy~

Eraser: ah. Looks like everything's back to normal.

Pen: f-FUCK DADDY GIVE TO ME~

Blocky: OKAY GUYS SO THAT WAS THE CHALLENGE THAT WAS FUCKING INSANE SO WATCH SURE TO LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE SO I NEVER DO THAT SHIT AGAIN AND MAKE SURE TO COMMENT DOWN BELOW FOR YOUR CHANCE TO WIN FREE V BUCKS AND ALSO A CHANCE TO SUCK MY DICK! DON'T FUCKING MISS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!