Kirby

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by Cringesh1t

by Cringesh1t

Firey: ah. I love playing super kirby and the forgotten adventure's all star allies team unite kart 64 yarn wii u switch deluxe

Blocky: idk man seems pretty gay to me

Firey: bruh its not gay look

Blocky: *looks*

Kirby: *works out, grows muscles, drives a motorcycle onto a plane, drops into a volcano, does a triple backflip out of the lava into a car, drives up a mountain and jumps between them, fucks 9999999999999999999999 hoes, smokes, drinks, and fights off every demon in anything ever*

Blocky: oh wow

Firey: kirby is the manliest man who ever manned

Blocky: well shit *leaves*

Firey: phew that was a close one *turns on gay mode*

Kirby: *becomes a girly girl*

Firey: aw~ such a cutie pie uwu