Just Your Average Bfdi Crackbook

No nut November 28

Ceo of youtube: ah that was good sex

Firey: *smokes 9999 dollar weed* im a pothead

Ceo of youtube: i will give you 9999999999999999999999999999 vingintillion more dollars if you do more porn

Firey: hell nah that was a pain in the ass to make

Ceo of youtube: *loads shotgun* DO IT OR DIE

Firey: wait porn is 18+

Ceo of youtube: yeah

Firey: and youtube hates porn innit

Ceo of youtube: oh well fuck me *shoots himself*

Firey: welp I guess im the ceo of youtube now

Logan paul: haha i have prime

Jake paul: haha i have sexual abuse charges

Firey: EAT LEAD, MOTHERFUCKERS *shoots them 69420 times* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ksi: wot about me bruv

Firey: nah your free to go

Ksi: oh thank you luv

Firey: next im gonna unban swearing

Everyone: HELL YEAH

Blocky: firey

Firey: AH

Blocky: ive been in your room the whole damn time

Firey: ew what are you gay

Blocky: you've gotta stop killing random assholes on youtube

Firey: but the paul brothers suck ass

Blocky: ok true but no more killing

Firey: ok

Blocky: oh i guess it was that easy

Firey: yeah

Blocky: ok

Firey: next im gonna bring dislikes back

Everyone: FUCK YEAH

Firey: next im gonna give small underrated creators recognition 

Everyone: HOT MAMA

Firey: nect im gonna delete fox news's channel

Everyone: PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHTTTTTTTTTTTT

Firey: next im gonna let people talk about serious topics

Everyone: *does 9999 fortnite dances*

Firey: next im gonna push nfts

Everyone: thats kinda fucked up

Firey: but nfts are the fucking best

Everyone: NO THEIR FUCKING NOT

Firey: YES THEY ARE

Everyone: *destroys youtube hq*

Firey: well fuck me i guess im not the ceo anymore