Just Your Average Bfdi Crackbook

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Lollipop: you can give me some air. No straw needed 😼😼😼

Bubble: i already have a goirlfriend dicknips

Lollipop: oh

Lollipop: hey taco

Taco: wut

Lollipop: uh barf molecules or smth

Taco: i already have a girlfriend dumbass 

Lollipop: oh

Lollipop: hey balloony

Balloony: wut

Lollipop: touch my hand or smth

Balloony: i already have a husband bitch

Lollipop: oh

Lollipop: hey gelatin

Gelatin: wut

Lollipop: hi

Gelatin: hello

Lollipop: *looks into the camera* i aint fuckin no minor

Lollipop: hey leafy

Leafy: wut

Lollipop: lets sit on the couch and hold hands

Leafy: i have two girlfriends dusty bitch

Lollipop: oh

Firey: glad im not one of them

*laugh track*

*seinfeld theme*

Lollipop: hey teardrop

Teardrop: ....

Lollipop: i like you

*they start making out*

*69 years later*

Lollipop: im an old fucker

Teardrop: :)

Lollipop: i think its finally my time to go td

Teardrop: :3

Lollipop: *holding td's hand* but any life spent with one is worth a thousand lives

Teardrop: *puts her head on lollipop's non-existent shoulder*

Lollipop: *kisses her gently* i love you baby *dies*

Teardrop: :') *dies*

Firey: HEY YOU TWO SHOULD KISS