Just Your Average Bfdi Crackbook

Fnaf at freddy's

Firey: lalala what a goofy ahh day

*goes on his computer*

Firey: HOLY FUCKING SHIT

Firey jr: what

Firey: MINECRAFT 2 CAME OUT

Firey jr: *screams loud as fuck*

Firey: *screams so loud that he summons a fucking demon*

Demon: what the hell is all this screaming

Firey: minecraft 2 came out

Demon: *screams loud as fuck*

Firey jr: FUCKING BUY IT MAN

Firey: i cant bruh all my money went down the drain after that hazbin hotel amv i paid 50k for because im a fucking simp

Firey jr: bro just ask leafy

Firey: oh yeah

Firey: hey leafy can i have some money

Leafyishere: fuck no go ask that leaf motherfucker

Firey: uh ok

Firey: hey leaf can i have some money

Leaf from object oppose: fuck no go ask leafy

Firey: uh ok

Firey: hey leafy can i have some money

Leafy: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ASKING ME IM NOT GONNA GIVE YOU ANY FUCKING MONEY

Firey: goddamn it

Leafy: YOU SHOULD GET A FUCKING JOB IF YOU WANT MONEY

Firey: but im already a v tuber

*shitty family guy cutaway gag*

V tuber firey: oh thank you for da donation firey_simp69420 uwu

Leafy: THAT STILL DOESN'T PAY THE FUCKING BILLS GET YOUR ASS OUT ON THE STREETS AND GET A FUCKING JOB

Firey: ok ok jesus

Firey: now where can i find a job

Gelatin: hey my brothuh from anothuh mothuh

Firey: what motherfucker

Gelatin: want to help a brother out and sell some meth for me

Firey: sure

Police man: i heard you guys have meth

Gelatin: no we dont

Police man: i can clearly see a huge bag of meth in your hand and more bags in the street

Firey: uh i am in no way affiliated with this *runs the fuck away*

William afton: yo wassup

Firey: who the hell are you

William aftom: william afton

Firey: oh

William afton: wanna work at my pizzareia

Firey: sure

William afton: we have to wait for nighttime tho

*1 second later*

WIlliam afton: ok its nighttime you can start working

Firey: ok

*its workin time*

Firey: hello everybody my name is fireyplier and welcome to five nights at freddys, an indie horror game that you guys suggested, en masse, and I saw that Yamimash played it and he said it was really really good... So I'm very eager to see what is up