Just Your Average Bfdi Crackbook

disney worlb pt 2

Firey: man its boring as shit here

Leafy: theres 7375639028176475958276161839857562719108375 fucking rides and you call this place boring??

Firey: yeh

Leafy: fuck you

Firey jr: hey lets go on the pirates of the carribean ride

Firey: ok

*ride*

Firey: this is boring as fuck

Jack sparrow: oh man i love being a scalawag

Amber turd: hi jack sparrow 

Jack sparrow: uh hey who the are you

Amber turd: *cries like a bitch*

Jack sparrow: what the fuck

Amber turd: HE BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ME

Jack sparrow: uh no i literally did nothing

Amber turd: YOU SON OF A BITCH *cuts his finger off*

Jack sparrow: OW WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT

Amber turd: *cries loud as fuck* HES FUCKING YELLING AT ME

Jack sparrow: OF COURSE IM FUCKING YELLING AT YOU YOU CUT OF MY GODDAMN FINGER

Firey: wow this is so entertaining 

Firey jr: its so lifelike

Leafy: its like that whiny bitch actually cut his finger off

Jack sparrow: ITS BECAUSE SHE FUCKING DID

Amber turd: I SHOULDNT HAVE TO GO THROUGH THIS SHIT! MY DOG JUST STEPPED ON A BEE! I CANT FUCKING TAKE THIS ANYMORE

Warner bros: oh there you are amber tu- uh i mean heard

Amber turd: ITS ABOUT GODDAMN TIME YOU CAME TO SAVE MY ASS

Warner bros: oh and jack sparrow?

Jack sparrow: yeh

Warner bros: you're fired

Jack sparrow: o_o

Disney: you're also fired

Jack sparrow: O_O

Firey: wait what the shit

Eraser: idk man this is prolly a metaphor or smth

Blocky: metaphors suck

Pen: n-not as much as i suck your d-dick~

*starts sucking blocky off*

Firey: the shit

*later*

Mickey: well, well, well if it isnt the gays

Blocky: yeh

Mickey: that wasnt a fucking question

Blocky: oh

Mickey: time for you motherfuckers to die >:)

Blocky: no u bitch *shoots him*

Mickey: *dodges* cant touch this bitch

Eraser: *shoots him*

Mickey: *dodges* jesus christ why are there so fucking many

Disney: hey you cant fight

Mickey: why the fuck not

Disney: there are shitty kids watching

Firey jr: kill him! Kill him!