Just Your Average Bfdi Crackbook

My contribution to society

Warning: spicy ass shit

Fr tho dont read if you dont like spicy ass hit or also weird ass shit

Im warning you motherfucker

You wake up in a house, not remembering how you got there. Or why you were there. You sit up and check your surroundings. It look like you were in a shitty ass house with literally almost nothing in it except for furniture and a tv.

You wobbly try get up. You manage to stand on your two feet.

"Well, well, well." you hear a voice say. "Looks like sleeping beauty decided to wake up."

You look in the direction of the voice, to find a red block man with arms and legs. You quickly do the rock eyebrow raise, just like when you saw livvy dunne rizzing up baby gronk.

Ngl, you thought he was kinda hot. "W-where am I?" you asked nervously.

"You got drunk last night and took you to my house." he said. You tried to think. "I don't remember going out last night."

"Well, you were pretty wasted. That's probably why you don't remember it."

"Then why am I not hungov-"

"Look, stop asking logical questions okay? It's freaking me out."

You sighed and rolled your eyes. You looked around for the door, but when you looked back, the block mofo was gone.

"The fuck?" you said to yourself.

Suddenly, you felt breath on the back of your neck, and your spine shivered.

"It's all right, my baby~" he said softly into your ear. "I'll take care of you~"

You moaned silently. But then he starting licking your ears, and you moaned loudly.

"Oh, does my naughty toy have some naughty kinks~?" he asked. You nodded your head.

"Aw~ Don't worry my angel~ Daddy'll use everything you like~" he said. You felt something around your neck. He had put a leash on you.

"Aw~ look at my pretty baby~ you like being my plaything, don't you honey bunch~?"

You were extremely flustered but managed to get out a; "Uh-huh~"

You faintly heard in the background Brian from family guy saying "Peter, that's not a meme. Thats... that's just porn."

"BRIAN SHUT THE FUCK UP" Blocky yelled. "Sorry about that my love~ how about we go in my bed~? Unless you like being on the dirty floor~"

You managed to get out, "F-floor pwease~"

"Aw~ i just knew you'd like being bred the floor my filthy slut~"

He tugged the leash and you jerked towards him.

"Lets have some fun~" he whispering in your ear before gently biting it. You cutely whimpered.

Suddenly everything shifted into crackbook territory   

Blocky: oh wait i dont have a dick lol

You: wait this whole fucking time you didnt even have a dick

Blocky: ya sorry lmao

You: *shoots themself*

Blocky: ew gross wtf

Eraser: ayo blocky what happened bitch

Blocky: idk i was trying to rizz up someone and they just fucking murdered themself

Eraser: they must be pretty down bad then

Blocky: haha fr

Eraser: haha

Pen: w-why'd you leave daddy~ 🥵

Eraser: oh yeh i need to frick pen

Blocky: oh ok bye my dude

Eraser: boy *leaves*

Blocky: welp time to jack off and smoke meth

*laugh track*

*seinfeld theme*

This a joke btw im not actually horny for block man