Firey: holy shit it suddenly became snowy and cold outside.
Liy: i..... always...... come. back.
Firey: OH SHIT *starts running*
Liy: GET BACK HERE YOU PIECE OF SHIT
Firey: HELL NO
Eraser: *shoots liy*
Eraser: just to be safe *pours gas on her and lights it on fire*
Firey: holy shit its like star wars
Eraser: I just set someone's fucking body on fire and your thinking of fucking star wars
Firey: yeah
Eraser: lets chill at my house
Firey: alright bro
*they start walking to eraser's house*
Liy: I.............. always............. come........ back.
*at eraser's house*
Firey: yo you wanna play fortnite of smth
Eraser: nah imma play lego breaking bad
Firey: ah hell yeah
*they start playing*
Lego waltuh: I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS
Firey: holy fuck so lifelike
Eraser: did you know that xqc voices lego waltuh
Firey: did you know that nobody fucking cares
Lego jesse: yo mistah white! Someone's at the door.
Lego waltuh: who is it
Lego morbius: hello heisenberg
Firey and eraser: HOLY FUCKING SHIT ITS MORBIUS
Liy: I..............
Firey: wait did you hear that
Liy: Always...............
Eraser: oh no
Liy: Come...............
Firey: what
Liy: BACK
Firey: WHO DOES THAT BITCH THINK SHE IS, WILLIAM FUCKING AFTON?
Eraser: speaking of william afton lets stuff here in my springtrap suit
Firey: why
Eraser: haven't ever you ever played fnaf? Basically the suit has springlocks so it can be worn as a suit or be an animatronic.
Liy: bro im literally about to murder you and your rambling about fnaf
Firey: yeah bro ive only seen the movie
Eraser: you know what? Fuck you. *stuffs firey in the springtrap suit*
Firey: wow nice and comfy womfy
*the springlocks close*
Firey: OW WHAT THE FUCK BLOCKY YOU SUCK
Eraser: not as much as your mom sucks my dick
Firey: GODDAMN IT *dies*
Liy: wow nice going wanna join up
Eraser: since I just murdered one of my only real friends and your now not sicko mode ig.
Liy: lets go shoot up a 7 eleven or smth.
Eraser: ight.
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Just Your Average Bfdi Crackbook
HumorAn unfunny & low effort crackbook 18+ so don't read it if your a kiddo
