Just Your Average Bfdi Crackbook

Wilbur soot cringe

Leafy: oh man i hate my life

Firey: SKIBIDI TOILET

Firey jr: SKIBIDI SKIBIDI TOILET

Firey: SKIBIDI TOILET

Firey jr: SKIBIDI SKIBIDI TOILET

Leafy: SHUT THE FUCK UP

Firey: *even louder* FORTNITE BATTLE PASS

Firey jr: I JUST SHIT OUT MY ASS

Firey: BOOTED UP MY PC CUZ I NEED NEED

Firey jr: TO GET THAT

Firey + firey jr: FORTNITE BATTLE PASS

Leafy: FUCK THIS SHIT IM LEAVING BITCH 

*bar*

Leafy: *sniff* i hate my life

Gelatin: oh boy tell me about it

Leafy: that bitch i live with and the little bitch i live with drive me up the fucking wall

Gelatin: have a chug jug

Leafy: thanks *drinks it*

British voice: oi luv wot ah u doin here?

Leafy: huh

Wilbur soot: oi said wot r u doin here?

Leafy: AH A FUCKING BRITISH PERSON

Wilbur: woa woa easy there luv you'll gonna hurt yaself innit?

Leafy: *rizzed up* w-w-whats your name?

Wilbur: soot. Wilbur soot.

Leafy: are you a light switch? Because you turn me on, baby

Liy: fuck you

Wilbur: *British laugh* oi loike a woman wiff a sense of humor 

Leafy: and i like guys with big teeth

Wilbur: 😬

Leafy: *jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* ahem those teeth look very big

*starts making out*

*meanwhile*

Firey: AND IM BAD LIKE THE BARBIE

Firey jr: BARBIE

Firey: IM A DOLL BUT I STILL WANNA PARTY

Firey jr: PARTY

Firey: PINK VETTE LIKE IM READY TO BEND

Firey jr: BEND

Firey: IM A TEN SO I PULL IN A KEN LIKE JAZZIE STACIE AND NICKY

Firey jr: GRAH

*door opens*

Wilbur + leafy: *making out*

Firey: the fuck

Wilbur: uh honey bunny

Leafy: yes daddy~?

Wilbur: there's fokin schtewpid goys here

Leafy: wha- FIREY GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE BEFORE I BEAT YOUR FUCKIN ASS

Firey: *pouts* fine

Leafy: YOU TOO FIREY JR

Firey jr: fuck you and fuck you british man 

*leaves*

Wilbur: is that ya new boyfrien or smth

Leafy: honestly i stopped trying to guess 70 chapters ago

Wilbur: uh ok luv *making out*

*meanwhile*

Firey: yo firey you got some weed on you

Firey jr: ye

*moaning noises*

Firey: i cant fucking stand that british motherfucker

Wilbur: YOUR BEAUTY, YOUR GRACE

Leafy: fuck~

Wilbur: YOU'VE GOT UH PROFILE PICTUAH OF AN ANIME GIRLS FACE

Leafy: FUCK IM IN LOVE WITH YOU DADDY

Wilbur: *bites her*

Leafy: OW WHAT THE FUCK

Wilbur: oi just bit u luv it wasnt hard

Leafy: YOU BIT MY FUCKING ARM OFF AND YOU THINK IT WASNT HARD???

Wilbur: oi wont do it again mate

Leafy: ok but you better goddamn not

Wilbur: *bites*

Leafy: OW WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT

Wilbur: it wasnt hard ollroight mate?

Leafy: YES IT FUCKING WAS NOW I HAVE NO ARMS DUMBASS

Wilbur: oi'm sorry luv

Leafy: SORRY ISNT GONNA CUT IT BITCH

Wilbur: FOINE BETCH. IF YOU WANNA BE LOIKE THAT OIM UNNA LEAVE, INNIT?

*leaves*

Wilbur: O BOY THE WAY MATE U SUCK AT SEX

*slams the door*

Firey: holy shit what the fuck

Leafy: THAT BRITISH SON OF A BITCH BIT MY GODDAMN ARMS OFF

Firey: uh lemme just *glues them back on*

Leafy: oh its that easy

Firey: yeah its that easy

Leafy: i never knew it was that easy

Firey jr: i didnt know it was that easy either

Firey: well now you know it was that easy

Leafy: well since it was that easy, imma go to sleep or smth

*leaves*

Firey: AND WE'RE LAUNCHIN

Firey jr: AND WE'RE CRASHIN

Leafy: CHRIST ALMIGHTY SHUT THE FUCK UP

*meanwhile somewhere*

Wilbur: oi mate

Four: what

Wilbur: can oi hav an office job hear?

Four: uh sure 

Wilbur: ok thanks mate

*sits down*

Wilbur: man, love isnt quite what oi thought oi'd be. 

*vine boom*