Just Your Average Bfdi Crackbook

The Blocky Experience

Eraser: man that sex was poggers

Blocky: agreement

Pen: *screeches for no reason*

Eraser: imma take a money shower

Blocky: ok my dude

*a few fucking seconds later*

Eraser: ah nothing feels like the feeling of coins hitting me against the face

*money stops pouring*

Eraser: wha? Money? MONEY? M O N E Y ?!?!?!?!?!??!?!??

*comes out*

Eraser: BLOCKY WHAT HAPPENED TO TO THE FUCKING MONEY

Blocky: our channel got demonitized 

Eraser: WHAT? WHY?

Blocky: idk 

Pen: d-daddy~? Do you want our sex tape to be on y-youtube channel~?

Blocky: FUCK NO

Pen: whoopsies i already did it~ :3

Blocky: YOU FUCKING BITCH *slaps him*

Pen: f-fuck~ please hurt me a-again daddy~ 🥵🥵

Eraser: how do we get all our money back

Blocky: hmmm i have an idea

*later*

Eraser: maybe being prostitutes is a bad idea 

Blocky: come on man! Everyone's gonna be all up on this wooden dick!

Pen: i wanna see my daddy fuck other sluts w-while i watch~ 😩😩

Blocky: what the actual fuck

Gelatin: hey what are you guys doing

Blocky: being prostitutes

Gelatin: oh good now i wont feel bad when i kill you

Blocky: wait what

Gelatin: *shoots the gang 999999999746355262858655363999363525 times*

Blocky: ow

Eraser: yowch

Pen: yowzers

Police fucker: all you bitches are going to jail

Pen: hey big boy~ want some of this bussy~?

Police fucker: fuck no

Blocky: *beats the shit out of him*

Blocky: lets have a dance party

Eraser: we cant have a dance party its not the end also we havent even earned any money yet

Blocky: yeah we should have a different plan lol

*a few hours later*

Blocky: i got a plan motherfuckers

Eraser: wut

Blocky: we should open a factory that makes chocolate

Eraser: y

Blocky: idk because chocolate is the goat

Eraser: true true

Oen: i-i like chocolate too~ i like to smother it all over myself~

Eraser: what the shit

Blocky: then its settled we'll make the best chocolate factory in the whole goddamn world

*later*

Block: well its all done