Just Your Average Bfdi Crackbook

No nut November 24

Liy: time to die bitches

Firey: but i dont wanna die

Liy: well boo fuckin hoo

Firey: *takes liys gun*

Liy: well i got another one

Firey: *takes liys gun*

Liy: well i got another one

Firey: *takes liys gun*

Liy: well i got another one

*69 hours later*

Liy: damn it im all out of guns

Firey: liy its time to stop. It time to stop ok? No more.

Liy: but

Firey: but nothing this is an intervention

Liy: like john mulaney

Firey: yeah like john mulaney

Firey jr: the fuck is a john mulaney

Firey: *shoots firey jr*

Liy: fucking hypocrite

Firey: fucking republican  

Liy: the shit

Firey: anyway yeah lets take to therapy or smth

Liy: NO I CANT GO BACK THERE

Firey: and to rehab like john mulaney

Liy: SHIT I DONT WANNA GO

Firey: too fucking bad we're going

Liy: FUCK THESE BITCHES

*therapy later*

Liy: i still feel nothing

Firey: goddamn it

Leafy: how about we take her to jail

Liy: SHIT

Firey: nah shes going to rehab like john mulaney

Leafy: and jesse from breaking bad

Firey: your mom's jesse from breaking bad

Leafy: she is tho

Firey: what the fuck

Blocky: guys lets just do a challenge video

Firey: no time for your dumbass challenge videos

Blocky: no i mean a challenge video where liy goes 24 hours without saying slurs, drinking, smoking, doing drugs, killing people, shooting up places, cutting her wrists, or committing suicide

Liy: PUSSY

Firey: hm you know what thats a pretty goddamn good idea

Blocky: thanks motherfucker

Eraser: yeah lets go that right now

Firey: well this chapter is getting long so lets just to it tomorrow

Blocky: if you break the fourth wall again i will literally shoot you 

Liy: fucking hypocrite