Just Your Average Bfdi Crackbook

A goofy ahh christmas

Firey: yo everyone its fucking christmas

Blocky: ayo christmas

Pen: christmas

Eraser: christmas

Blocky: bruh i thought you were jewish

Eraser: the fuck

Leafy: I BETTER NOT GET REALLY SHITTY PRESENTS LIKE LAST YEAR FIREY

Firey: what do you mean bruh i got you lego breaking bad

Leafy: I HATED THAT BITCH ASS GAME

Pen: yo based af

Firey: *shoots leafy and pen*

Firey: anyway this present is for firey jr

Firey jr: AW HELL YEAH *rips it open like a maniac*

Firey jr: HOLY FUCKING SHIT LEGO BETTER CALL SAUL?

Firey: what do we say when someone gives us a present

Firey jr: HELL YEAH MOTHERFUCKERS IM GONNA FUCK SAUL WITH MY LEGO DICK 

Firey: thats right

Firey jr: BITCH YEAH

Firey: this is for leafy

Leafy: holy fucking shit what is it *opens it*

Leafy: GODDAMN IT FIREY I DONT EVEN LIKE BREAKING BAD

Firey: well i thought you liked breaking bad hentai

Leafy: THIS IS YOUR SHITTY WALTER X JESSIE FANART

Firey: but its my otp

Leafy: WELL SAUL X MIKE IS BETTER IM SORRY

Firey: anyway this one is for blocky

Blocky: *opens it*

Blocky: HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE FNAF POTION *drinks it without question*

Blocky: har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har ha-*gets shot*

Eraser: die bitch

Firey: this one is for eraser

Eraser: *opens it*

Eraser: holy fucking shit a new shotgun thanks firey

Firey: wait i thought you were a liberal

Eraser: nah im a joe rogan liberal

Firey: oh ok what the shit

Firey: this last one is for pen

Pen: w-w-what could it be~? *opens it hornyly*

Pen: f-fuck m-my very own d-dildo~?

Firey: no fucking dumbass its a fucking missile

Pen: I'm gonna try it out right n-now for my daddy~

Blocky: thats my good boy

Firey: wait no do-

*explodes the universe*