Just Your Average Bfdi Crackbook

The filler chapter so the book can get to 100 chapter special hahah

Firey: hey everyone

Everyone: what

Firey: sing the hit song story of undertale

Everyone: ok lol

Everyone: 🎵Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Story of UndertaleI fell from the lightTalk? Or should I fight?Monster genocideThis my UndertaleI fell through a cave on Mount EbottI faced an evil talking flower in a potExplains the plotWants me dead, wants me to rotToriel saves me, takes me to her homeAnd hooks me up with abrand-new monster phoneLeaves me aloneBut I escape and meet some bonesShould I be a pacifist?Or should I use my fists?I'm feeling evil, thinkI'll kill them allI'm homicidal and I've got a tasteI want to wipe out the monster raceI've got no patience,I've got no resolveI will slaughter, screw the dialogueI fell from the lightTalk? Or should I fight?Monster genocideThis my UndertaleI'll slaughter Undyne,I'll waste who I chooseWith all this EXP there'sno way that I'll loseNow watch me moveI won't stop, I'm feelin' rudeAsgore is shaking, he hears my approachI'll slaughter Sans andsquash his bro like a roachChara's my coachAll these monsters I will poachScrew being pacifistI think I'll use my fistsI'm feeling evil, thinkI'll kill them allI'm homicidal and I've got a tasteI want to wipe out the monster raceI've got no patience,I've got no resolveI will slaughter, screw the dialogueWhoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ohI'm in a different trailWhoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ohStory of UndertaleI fell from the lightTalk? Or should I fight?Monster genocideThis my UndertaleBurnt pan, toy knife, usea stick to take your lifeTough glove, ballet shoes, epicfight like front-page newsKing Asgore wants to collect human soulsSeven of them is his ultimate goalOpen the door to humanity's realmStart a new war (humans overwhelm)I'm homicidal and I've got a tasteI want to wipe out the monster raceI've got no patience,I've got no resolveI will slaughter, screw the dialogue🎵

Firey: haha so funni