Once upon a time there was a man named firey. He was swole and sexy and had infinite rizz so all the bitches wanted him. The bitches yelled "FIREY YOUR SO SWOLE AND SEXY" He ran away into freddy fazbears pizzeria
When he got inside he saw a fox pirate man. He said "ello matey wanna fuck my metal arse?" Firey said "ok" then he fucked foxys metal ass and broke his willy but it felt really good. The end.
Firey: oh man! This is the best thing ive ever written! Time to post!
(1 nanosecond later)
Ceo of blumhouse: mr firey?
Firey: HOLY SHIT THE CEO OF BLUMHOUSE? MAKER OF THE FNAF MOVIE? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?
Ceo of blumhouse: ive come here to tell you that your fanfiction was peak af my dude and we want to make into a movie
Firey: A MOVIE? HOLY SHIT!
*1 second later*
Firey: HOLY SHIT IM SO FUCKING EXCITED
Ceo of blumhouse: anyway we're gonna start
Firey: EEEEEEEEEEEEE
Narrator: once upon a time there was a man named firey.
Firey: this is like all my dreams coming true holy shit
Narrator: he was very swole and sexy and had infinite rizz so all the bitches wanted him
Firey: holy fucking shit its just how i imagined it
Narrator: the bitches yelled
The bitches: FIREY YOUR SO SWOLE AND SEXY
Firey: here comes my favorite part
Narrator: so firey murdered them
Firey: wait what the fuck
Narrator: and then he met a femboy fox
Femboy foxy: uwu matey~ c-can you pwease fuck my metal arse~
Movie firey: hell nah i aint gay
Ceo of blumhouse: that was so fucking good
Firey: no it fucking wasnt that was like getting high off sharpies
Ceo of blumhouse: *gets high off sharpies*
Firey: what the fuck
Ceo of blumhouse: how about you play firey then
Firey: alright why the hell not
Femboy foxy: but im taking a smoking break rn
Firey: DOESN'T MATTER LETS START
Narrator: the bitches yelled
The bitches: FIREY YOUR SO SWOLE AND SEXY
Firey: AW HELL NAH *runs into freddy fazbear's pizzareia*
Femboy foxy: uwu m-
Firey: BITCH *bitch slaps femboy foxy*
Femboy foxy: what the hell
Firey: *sticks in his willy* OW JESUS CHRIST IT HURTS SO MUCH BUT IT FEELS SO GOOD OW FUCKING SHIT
Femboy foxy: and thats why you dont stick your willy in a fucking robot
Firey: SHUT THE FUCK UP THIS IS THE MOMENT OF TRUTH
Ceo of blumhouse: ayo this is pretty hot tho
Purple guy: hello fuckers
Firey: what the shit
Purple guy: time to die
Firey: the FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT *beats the shit out of purple guy*
Purple guy: im not actually the purple guy im really shia labeouf
Firey: *beats him up even harder*
Firey: ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED
Femboy foxy: *sighs* fine. I guess you are my little pogchamp. Come here.
Firey: FUCK NO *slaps femboy foxy*
Firey: LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED RIGHT
*party rock anthem plays*
Firey: *does 99999999999999999999999999999999999999 fortnite dances*
Femboy foxy: jesus christ i hate my job
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Just Your Average Bfdi Crackbook
HumorAn unfunny & low effort crackbook 18+ so don't read it if your a kiddo
