Just Your Average Bfdi Crackbook

Tennis ball and golf ball have marital issues

Tb: uh hey gb

Gb: what

Tb: i really like you and stuff

Gb: WELL I DONT BEOTCH

*i am the one plays at full volume*

Tb: fuck you

*later*

Tb: uh hey gb

Gb: wut

Tb: can you go to the grocery store

Gb: FUCK NO BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOTCH

*i am the one plays plays at full volume*

Tb: fine ill go

Gb: oh you better pick up your BEING A WHINY BITCH MEDS

Everyone: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Tb: those are my antidepressants actually

Gb: oh srry

Tb: its aight

Gb: SIKE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*I am the one continues playing*

Tb: you suck ass

*later*

Tb: hey gb can you help me put the groceries away

Gb: sure *throws them across the room*

Gb: *does a fortnite dance*

Tb: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR THATS FUCKING IT

Gb: wut

Tb: IM FUCKING DONE WITH YOUR BULLSHIT

Gb: wdym lol

Tb: YOU NEVER FUCKING HELP ME WITH FUCKING ANYWAY YOU NO GOOD BITCH

Gb: FINE IM GOING TO MY MOTHERS UNTIL YOU CAN LEARN TO BE A RESPECTFUL HUSBAND

Tb: YOUR MOM DIED 2 YEARS AGO DUMBASS

Gb: ILL STILL GO ANYWAY YOU SON OF A BASTARD WITH HERPES

Tb: ok thats just a middle school level insult

Gb: FUCK OFF *slams the door*

Tb: this bitch

Basketball: im so lucky

Tb: where the fuck did you come from

Basketball: i don have any any problems with my wife

Robot flower: GET BACK TO THE HOUSE YOU DUSTY BITCH BEFORE I FUCKIN WHOOP YOUR ASS INTO NEXT WEEK

Basketball: except one

Tb: haha

Basketball: SHUT UP SHES GOING THROUGH HER SEASON ONE PHASE ALRIGHT

Tb: ok lmao

Robot flower: oh! Btw, dont you think i look beautiful tennis ball? 

Tb: uh no

Robot flower: YOU SON OF A BASTARD WITH HERPES *kicks him*

Tb: yowchers

Robot flower: I CANT TAKE THIS SHIT ANYMORE *leaves*

Basketball: i sure hope she gets over that so i can "inspect her" if you get my drift

Tb: *eyebrow raise*

Basketball: *eyebrow raise*

Tb: wait wut does that mean

Basketball: its mean we're going to have hot and sweaty lesbian sex

Tb: oh

Basketball: *leaves*

Tb: i hate my life and the people in my life

Nine: *comes in*

*cheering noises*

Tb: where the fuck did that come from

Nine: wherever i go i always hear cheering broski 

Tb: why

Nine: idk man but you just gotta go with the flow motherfuckuh

Tb: uh ok

Nine: anyway is mai bitch home

Tb: who

Nine: golf ball my dudeski

Tb: uh no

Nine: well i was gonna like fuck her an shit but if she aint here thats cool too my dude

Tb: you motherFUCKER *shoots nine*

Nine: n-not cool, d-dude *dies*

Gb: alright tb im back have you learned to respect m-

Gb: what the FUCK HAPPENED HERE

Tb: are you cheating on me with nine

Gb: wha

Tb: ARE YOU FUCKING CHEATING ON ME WITH THAT FUCKING WHITE ASS SKATER MOTHERFUCKER

Gb: MAYBE I DID BECAUSE YOUR DICKS TOO SMALL

Tb: NINE DOESNT HAVE A FUCKING DICK OR A PUSSY OR FUCKING ANYTHING! THIS ISNT RULE 34 FOR FUCK'S SAKE

Gb: YOUR SUCH A DICK

Tb: EVERYDAY I WAKE UP AND I HOPE YOUR DEAD! DEAD LIKE IF I COULD GUARANTEE HENRY WOULD BE OK ID HOPE YOU GET AN ILLNESS AND THEN GET HIT BY A CAR AND DIE!

Gb: WHO THE FUCK IS HENRY

Tb: I DONT FUCKING NOW IM JUST SO FUCKING PISSED OFF RN

Gb: I HOPE YOU DIE IN A FIRE HOPE YOULL GET STABBED IN THE HEART HOPE YOULL GET SHOT AND EXPIRE HOPE YOULL GET TAKEN APART HOPE THIS IS WHAT YOU DESIRE

Tb: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU FUCKING SINGING A GODDAMN FNAF SONG

Gb: WELL WHY THE FUCK WERE YOU QUOTING MARRIAGE STORY

Tb: BECAUSE ITS A GREAT MOVIE AND ADAM DRIVER IS GREAT IN IT

Gb: AGREEMENT

Tb: BUT SERIOUSLY YOU SHOULD FUCK OFF

Gb: YOU SUCK ASS AND SUCK HERPES

Tb: THAT DOESNT EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE

Gb: I KNOW *leaves*

Tb: ow my throat fucking hurts from yelling so much

Clock: im so lucky i don have any problems with my significant other

Winner: like actually tho

Tb: wish that was me

*laugh track*

*seinfeld theme*

Clock: AMOGU-