Just Your Average Bfdi Crackbook

Firey and the boys go trick or treating deluxe

Firey: IT IS A SPOOKY MONTH imma dress up as andrew tate.

(Dresses up as andrew tate)

Firey: BREATHE AIR! wow i sound just like that bitch ass stupid motherfucker.

Leafy: OH GOD ITS ANDREW TATE (loads shotgun)

Firey: ITS JUST ME ITS FIREY

Leafy: oh. For a second I though you were that bitch ass stupid motherfucker.

Firey: I know. My costume is so fucking good. Anyway, i'm gonna go trick or treating with the boys.

Leafy: you have to take firey jr tho

Firey: fuck him.

Leafy: YOU BETTER TAKE HIM RIGHT FUCKING NOW OR IM TELLING THE IRS ABOUT YOUR TAX EVASION

Firey: ok ok jesus christ

(Two fucking milliseconds later)

Firey: yo firey jr lets go trick or treating.

Firey jr: ok (dressed up as mr clean)

Firey: why are you dressed like a bitch ass motherfucker.

Firey jr: fuck you thats why.

Firey: ok lets go.

(Firey meets with the boys)

Firey: ay wassup my bois.

Blocky: nothing bro just dressed up as joey tribbiani from the 1994-2004 television series friends.

Eraser: nothing bro just dressed up as freddy fazbear

Pen: d-daddy made me dress up as a-a cute catboy v-vtuber uwu~

Firey jr: dad why the fuck are you friends with these motherfuckers.

Blocky: who the fuck is this.

Firey: firey jr.

Blocky: the fuck you have a son.

Firey: wait what firey jr's my son.

Blocky: uh yeah

Firey: uh ok.

(Awkward silence)

Eraser: lets shoot up that house.

Everyone: ok

(Gets there later)

Everyone: (laughing like 12 year olds)

Everyone: (loads their shotguns)

Donut: what the fuck is going on HOLY SHIT

Firey: say goodnight motherfucker

Everyone: (shoots him)

Gelatin: what's going on bro CHRIST ALMIGHTY

Pen: (nukes the house)

Blocky: Pen has a big gun because he has a small cock.

Pen: uh~ 😩 i-i love it when daddy degrades me~ 💦

Firey jr: the hell.

Firey: lets go another house

(They get to another house)

Everyone: trick or treat bitch

Rusty coin: ah, here we have incel lex luthor, sheldon cooper from the 2007-2019 television series the big bang theory, toy fredbear, the guy in my basement, and normal lex luthor.

Firey: all of that is 100% accurate.

Rusty coin: wanna come inside.

Everyone: sure.