No nut November 3

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by Cringesh1t

by Cringesh1t

Firey: welp ig I gotta sleep with a horny anime catboy.

Pen: well I think you look sexy as a horny anime catboy.

Firey: bruh you think everything is sexy.

Pen: what's that? Catboys are only supposed to meow for their owners.

Firey: m-meow~

Pen: that's a good kitten. Now, be a good boy and get some rest.

Firey: *purrs*

Leafy: HOLY SHIT I TOLD YOU ELON WAS MAKING CATBOYS REAL

Firey: uh I'm just- *gets shot*

Pen: Catboys only meow for their owners, bitch.

Leafy: O_O

Pen: welp, time to die

Leafy: OH SHIT *starts running*

Leafy: *goes to needle's house*

Leafy: NEEDLE

Needle: *starts making out with pin*

Leafy: the hell

Needle: oh hey leafy

Leafy: what the hell is up with your stomach

Needle: coiny make baby.

Pin: *shoots needle*

Leafy: uh anyway pen is chasing me and trying to kill me.

Pin: holy shit no nut November amiright