Alarm clock: WAKE THE FUCK UP
Firey: the fuck?
Alarm clock: ITS FUCKING CHRISTMAS
Firey: CHRISTMAS? LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Leafy: FIREY WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU YELLING AT 6 AM IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Firey: BECAUSE ITS FUCKING CHRISTMAS
Firey jr: ITS CHRISTMAS?
Firey: ITS CHRISTMAS
Firey sr and jr: ITS FUCKING CHRISTMAS BITCH *run downstairs like maniacs*
Leafy: not this shit again
Firey: HOLY FUCKING SHIT SANTA CAME
Leafy: santa isnt even real
Firey: *GASP* YES HE IS
Leafy: no he fucking isnt
Firey: WELL THEN WHO ATE THE COOKIES
Leafy: i did
Firey: *GASP* YOU FUCKING BITCH *punches her 9999 times*
Firey: NOBODY EATS SANTAS COOKIES ON MY WATCH
Firey jr: what did santa bring me
Firey: GIMMIE THAT MOTHERFUCKER *rips open his gift* *GASP* BREAKING BAD LEGO SETS???!?!?!?!?!?!?!!? THANK YOU SANTA!
Blocky: whats all this about santa
Pen: s-s-santa~?
Eraser: SANTA MOTHERFUCKERS
Woody: OH HELL YEAH
Pencil: omg bestie its like christmas!
Match: time for our yearly christmas makeout session!
*they start making out*
Blocky: ah that's hot. That's hot.
Eraser: wait didnt we already do this before
Firey: no that was just a shitty christmas party
Eraser: oh
Firey: now let me hand out presents because im the main character
Leafy: what presents
Firey: wha
Firey: HOLY SHIT THE PRESENTS ARE FUCKING GONE
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE SHIT
Leafy: its because i took them motherfuckers
Firey: you did W H A T
Leafy: im sick and tired of you bitches getting huge boners for christmas so i stole all the presents and burned them
Firey: BETCH *shoots leafy*
Everyone: *slaps leafy infinity times*
Santa: HO HO HO
Firey: *GASP* SANTA?
Santa: yes its me firey and ive brought back your presents
Firey: LETS FUCKING GO
Santa: but before we unwrap them, lets take a moment to realize what christmas is all about! The birth of our lord and savour jesus chri-
Firey: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME OPEN MY GODDAMN PRESENT *opens his goddamn present* *GASP* A SAUL GOODMAN BODY PILLOW???!?!?!?!?!?!?!!? THANKS SANTA!
Santa: ho ho yo your welcome firey
Firey jr: THE ENTIRE BREAKING BAD SERIES ON DVD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!? THANKS SANTA
Blocky: BELLE DELPHINE'S BATH WATER?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! AW HELL YEAH *drinks it*
Eraser: AN OFFICIAL RED RYDER CARBINE ACTION 200 SHOT RANGE MODEL AIR RIFLE WITH A COMPASS IN THE STOCK AND THIS THING WHICH TELLS TIME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
Firey: boomer
Eraser: *shoots him*
Pen: a c-cute maid outfit~? T-thanks santa~
Santa: ill give you 5 dollars if you out it on right now
Pen: a-a-any thing to make you happy santa~ >~<
Pencil: omg! Like, a pound of blue meth from breaking bad?
Match: i got the same bestie!
*they start making out while smoking meth*
Santa: this one is for the three of you blocky eraser and pen
Blocky eraser and pen: HOLY SHIT? WEED? NOW WE CAN BE LIKE SETH ROGEN SNOOP DOGG AND WIZ KHALIFA
Santa: and to go with the weed here are seth rogen snoop dogg and wiz khaflia costumes
Blocky eraser and pen: HOLY FUCKING SHIT SETH ROGEN SNOOP DOGG AND WIZ KHALIFA COSTUMES?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! THANKS SANTA!
Woody: what about me
Blocky: *burns woody and lights his weed*
Leafy: what about me
Santa: your on the bad list
Firey: i got you something leafy
Leafy: what could you have i could possibly want
Firey: *gives her present*
Leafy: *opens it* HOLY SHIT A CONDOM NOW CAN WE FINALLY HAVE SEX?
Firey: now its for this *blows into it with a trumpet to the tune of the mario theme*
Everyone: *does 99999999999 fortnite dances*
Leafy: i hate you guys.
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Just Your Average Bfdi Crackbook
HumorAn unfunny & low effort crackbook 18+ so don't read it if your a kiddo
