Tennis ball: man i love my life
Golf ball: *bitchy whining*
Tb: nvm i fucking hate my life. I should kill myself. Now!
Gb: *gasp* DID YOU JUST SWEAR IN MY BEAUTIFUL GOD-LIKE PRESENCE???????
Tb: yeah so what bitch
Gb: *even louder gasp* GET THE FUCK OUT RIGHT FUCKING NOW
Tb: k *leaves*
Tb: hey four
Four: wut
Tb: can i stay with you for a while
Four: no
Tb: y not broski
Four: uhhhhhhhhhh reasons
Tb: what sort of reasons
Four: *sweating* uhhhhhhh just reasons none in particular
Tb: ig ill tell everyone that you peg x at night th-
Four: SHUT THE FUCK UP ok fine ill let you stay jesus christ
Tb: yayyyy!
*later*
Four: imma go to work now
Tb: tf you have a job
Four: yeah
Tb: oh shit
Four: you dont?
Tb: lol nope
Four: your a loser baby
Everyone: A LOSER GODDAMN BABY🎵🎵 🗣🗣🔥🔥
Four: *leaves*
Tb: hey x
X: wut
Tb: wanna see something cool
X: sure lol
Tb: *turns on the tv* this is a really funny movie called the ring
X: k
*one movie later*
Tb: man that was a great movie wasnt it x
X: *screech* FOUR COME BACK
Four: *comes back* WHAT IS IT
X: TENNIS BALL SHOWED ME A REALLY SCARY MOVIE
Tb: tf no i didnt
X: YES HE DID IT WAS A SCARY FUCKING MOVIE CALLED THE RING AND SOME GIRL CAME OUT OF THE WELL AND FUCKING SCREAMED INTO THE CAMERA IT WAS SO GODDAMN SCARY I PISSED MYSELF LIKE 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999969 TIMES WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Four: you SON OF A B I T C H .
Tb: ah finally. The sweet release of death
Four: no. Its even worse.
Tb: wait what whats worse than death
Four: this *ties him to a chair*
Tb: what? Now are you gonna peg m-
Lankybox: yo mama so ohio when she ligma'd on griamce he got sigma rizz 😂😂
Tb: no NO NOOOOOOO
Four: *locks the door*
Four: do need anything baby?
X: *sniff* can you please cuddle with me?
Four: awww- of course my honey bunch
*cuddling time or smth*
Two: HEY YOU TWO SHOULD KI-
Four: *shoots two* SHUT THE FUCK UP
Tb: wish that was me
Lankybox: yo mama so amazing digital circus when she met baby gronk he skibidi huggy wuggy and sussy among us rizz 😂😂😂😂
Tb: that doesn't even make any sense
Lankybox: yo mama so rainbow friends when she played roblox doors she morbin' timed all over mrbeast alphabet lore style 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Tb: im gonna get out of here and teach that son of a bitch a lesson
Four: i can hear you im literally in the next room
Tb: fuck
Tb: guess im stuck watching this shit
Lankybox: yo mama so skibidi when she got level 5 gyatt rizz, she frickin died 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Tb: the hell
Lankybox: yo mama so talking ben when she met kai cenat he was friday night funkin fnaf mod at 3am 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Tb: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..
Lankybox: yo mama so wojack when she went to jim's creatine she nutted onto peter griffin numberblocks alpha sigma 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Tb: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Lankybox: yo mama so fall guys when she went to ohio she became the gigachad from cocomelon Friday night funkin 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Tb: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Lankybox: yo mama so breaking bad when went to hazbin hotel she pizza tower'd on sans deltrarune 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Tb: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR THATS FUCKIN IT
Four: the hell
Tb: *breaks out of the chair* IMUNNA SCARE X SO MUCH THEY'LL BE SCARED FOR FUCKING LIFE
Four: dont you fucking da-
Tb: roar boo woawoawoawoawoawowowowo scary
X: FOUR HES SCARING ME
Four: its time *shoots tb 6 billion times*
Tb: ah. Finally. Death.... *dies*
Four: the hell
X: *sobs uncontrollably*
Four: goddamn now im gonna have to take x to therapy and shit
WILL X HEAL FROM THEIR EMOTIONAL TRAUMA??
WILL FOUR TAKE THEM TO THERAPY????
WILL LANKYBOX EVER SHUT THE FUCK UP??????
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON THIS SHITTY ASS CRACKBOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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