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Firey evades his taxes

Firey: fuck taxes. (burns his taxes)

Firey jr: DAAAAAD CAN I GET V BUCKS

Firey: shut the everliving fuck up, i'm burning my goddamn taxes.

Leafy: to save money for child support right?

Firey:

Leafy: to save for child support right?

Firey: fuck no.

Leafy: GODFUCKINGDAMN IT

Leafy: THATS IT I WANT A FUCKING DIVORCE

Firey: bish we're not even married or dating or banging

Leafy: DONT FUCKING MAKE EXCUSES YOU BASTARD I WANT DIVORCE PAPERS BY TOMORROW OR ILL TELL THE FUCKING IRS ABOUT YOUR TAX EVASION AND TELLING THE FBI ABOUT YOUR BODYCOUNT (slams the door like a fucking karen)

Firey: welp time to continue my tax burning

Leafy: GODMOTHERFUCKINGBLOODYDAMN IT