Firey: holy shit i love the hit film megamind
Firey jr: same megamind is so hot
Firey: agreement
Firey: a trailer for megamind 2? What the fuck?
*clicks on it*
Megamind: guess what bitches? Megamind 2 is out!
Firey + firey jr: *screech of joy*
Megamind: watch it right fucking now on peacock
Firey: wait peacock oh hell no
Megamind: do it to see my bbc (big blue cock) on screen
Firey: HOLY FUCKING SHIT *starts playing it*
*one movie later*
Firey: 😐
Firey jr: 😐
Firey: i am braindead now because of that
Firey jr: same
Firey: i cannot think clearly now
Firey jr: same
Firey: i genuinely want to die
Firey jr: same
Firey: the only way to get rid of my pain is to KILL THE BASTARDS RESPONSIBLE FOR RUINING MY BOI MEGAMIND *runs out*
Firey jr: welp time to watch hours of youtube shorts and ruin my attention span
*meanwhile*
Eric fogel: sir!
Ceo of dreamworks: what is it eric fogel, director of megamind 2
Eric fogel: everyone hates megamind 2. Some dude even broke into my house and tried to fucking murder me
Ceo of dreamworks: *slaps him* CALM THE FUCK DOWN. AND DONT FUCKING SWEAR IN MY PRESENCE YOU BITCH
Eric fogel: yes sir
Ceo of dreamworks: if everyone hates megamind 2, then just make a tv show of it
Eric fogel: uh we already did that
Ceo of dreamworks: oh. Well in that case, i guess we're fucked
Firey: *comes in* WHOS THE SMARTASS WHO MADE MEGAMIND 2
Eric fogel: uh not me
Firey: that makes me feel like you did make it
Eric fogel: *sobs* that motherfuckin dicknips made me do it. If i didnt my whole family was going to be killed. Please dont hurt me mr fire man
Firey: ok your free to go
Eric fogel: oh thank you! Thank you so much! Thank you! *leaves*
Firey: as for you, bitch
Ceo of dreamworks *worried* h-h-hey no need to get all aggressive now...
Firey: and why the fuck shouldnt i? You massacred my boi. NOW IM GONNA MASSACRE YOU *lunges*
Ceo of dreamworks: *dodges* leave me alone or-
Firey: OR FUCKING WHAT BITCH? YOU CANT DO SHIT TO ME YOU WEAK LITTLE FUCKER *pulls out katana*
Ceo of dreamworks: *gulp* look, im sorry for pissed you and a lot of other people off
Firey: SORRY? SORRY ISNT GONNA FUCKING CUT IT THIS TIME BITCH. I took your bitch ass "sorry" when you made shrek the third *stabs him*
Ceo of dreamworks: *dying noises and shit*
Firey: *whispers* im the boss now, baby
Ceo of dreamworks: *dies*
Firey: *emo grunt* the deed is done
Alan Schoolcraft: *comes in* and so i says, what budget?
Brent Simons: *comes in* your so badass
Firey: *gasp* ALAN SCHOOLCRAFT AND BRENT SIMONS? WRITERS OF MEGAMIND 2?
Alan Schoolcraft: yeh whats it to you, piss baby?
Firey: *wields katana* YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY BITCH
Alan Schoolcraft: what the fu-*gets stabbed*
Brent Simons: Alan! *sobs* he was the only man i ever lo-*gets shot in the dick*
Firey: cockblocked, motherfucker *runs off*
Animator: p-please sir? Can i have some food? Ive been starving all day
Firey: here you go random guy *gives him a thanksgiving dinner*
Animators: oh thank you sir. This will be enough to feed everyone
Firey: everyone?
Animators: thank you mr fire man
Firey: you know what? You won't have to be hungry anymore. Follow me everyone!
*runs out*
Animator: wow! It's been ages since ive touched grass! Thank you, fire guy
Firey: only one last touch
*blows up dreamworks hq*
Firey: LETS HAVE A DANCE PARTY BI-
Animator: but we were also working on kung fu panda 4
Firey: *realization* fucking shit
Animators: *beat the shit out of firey*
*later*
Firey jr: haha lankybox is so fucking funny
Pomni: im a dumbass
Jax: bitch *shoots her*
Firey jr: hahahahahaahaha so goddamn motherfucking funny
Firey: ow the pain yowch yowza
Firey jr: what the fuck happened to you
Firey: i destroyed dreamworks hq and got beat up by the animators
Firey jr: holy shit dude that sucks
Firey: im just gonna lie on this couch
Fireyjr: but its on fire
Fiey: bitch i dont fucking care that its on goddamn fire i just got got fucking beat up leave the shit alone
Firey jr: k
Shadowy figure: you forgot about me
Firey: huh
Will ferrell: i said you forgot about me
Firey: *gasp* HOLLYWOOD SENSATIONAL WILL FERELL? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
Will ferrell: i just want to congratulate you on killing that son of a bitch that made megamind 2
Firey: uh your welcome i guess
Will ferrell: lets smoke weed together and make out
Firey: ok
*they smoke weed and make out*
Firey jr: holy shit pomni is pregnant? What will they think of next?
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Just Your Average Bfdi Crackbook
HumorAn unfunny & low effort crackbook 18+ so don't read it if your a kiddo
