Just Your Average Bfdi Crackbook

No nut November 27

Firey: son dont do this its the 69th chapter

Firey jr: too bad motherfucker

Firey: WATCH YOUR FUCKING MOUTH

Firey jr: *loads his gun*

Firey: ill buy you 99999999999999999999999999 vbucks and fortnite skins

Firey jr: ok

Firey: wait how do i get all that damn money

Firey jr: idk make porn or smth idk

Firey: oh ok i should make porn

Leafy: bruh its literally no nut november

Firey: but i dont have to cum right

*1 minute later idk*

Firey: uh hi pen

Pen: u-uh~ h-h-hi daddy~

Firey: did my good boy have a good day today

Pen: your s-so fucking s-sexy daddy~

Firey: STICK TO THE FUCKING SCRIPT BITCH

Pen: f-fuck, yell at me some more d-daddy~

Firey: OH YOU WANT ME TO FUCKING YELL AT YOU

Pen: y-yes~

Firey: ILL FUCKING YELL AT YOU

Pen: uh~ I-I'm going to c-cum daddy~ uh~

Firey: ITS FUCKING NO NUT NOVEMBER

Pen: f-fuck daddy~ *nuts*

Firey: YOU PARASITE *shoots the shit out of pen*

Liy: holy hell that was pretty damn hot

Firey: i hate you

Blocky: that was fucking great immuna post it on youtube

Firey: ok

Blocky: you wont immediately get money tho

Youtube ceo: yo firey heres 9999 dollars if you sleep with me

Firey: i aint gay but 9999 dollars hell yeah

Blocky: firey your a gold digger

Firey: bitch this aint dhar mann

Youtube ceo: now be a good boy and tie your leash to your neck

Firey: well its worth it for 9999 dollars

Eraser: your not a gold digger your just a fucking psychopath

Firey: yeah lol

Eraser: the fuck