Firey: ayo firey jr
Firey jr: wut
Firey: play super smash bros with me
Firey jr: y
Firey: uh just because
Firey jr: no your a fuckin loser lmao 😂😂😂
Firey: fine ig ill tell leafy you stole all her henta-
Firey jr: OKAY OKAY FINE CHRIST ALMIGHTY
*playing time*
Firey jr: imma be waluigi
Firey: BUT I WANTED TO BE WALUIGI GODDAMN IT
Firey jr: LEAFYYYYYYYY! FIREY'S NOT LETTING ME BE WALUIGI
Firey: OKAY OKAY FINE YOU CAN WALUIGI
Firey jr: hehehehehehehehe 😈😈😈😈
Firey: i guess ill be mistah beast
*chooses him*
Mistah beast: MISTAH BEAST‼️‼️
Firey jr: actually i wanted to be gwimbly from smiling friends
Gwimbly: ooh ooh oooh
Firey: you little BITCH
Firey jr: *presses start* oh shit we're gonna fight soon
*fighting*
Firey: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I WASNT FUCKING READY
Gwimbly: feel the power of the gwimbly gun *shoots the fuck out of mistah beast*
Firey: FUCK YOU YOUR A FUCKIN HACKER OR SOME SHIT
Firey jr: nuh uh
Gwimbly: gwimbly smash bitch *obliterates mistah beast*
GAME!
Firey: YOU..... YOU......
Firey jr: 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
Firey: YOU POOP NOSE
Firey jr: 😦
Leafy: FIREY WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY
Firey: uh nothing
Leafy: DID YOU JUST DALL FIREY JR THE P WORD
Firey: uh no
Leafy: YES YOU FUCKING DID I JUST HEARD YOU RIGHT HERE DONT YOU PLAY THAT SHIT WITH ME
Firey: i think you need a hearing aid or smth because you cant hear shit
Leafy: I HAVE THE BEST FUCKING HEARING IN THE WHOLE GOD MOTHERFUCKING DAMN WORLD
Firey: uhh nah im pretty sure your just bein a liar
Firey jr: 😦 he...... called me............. poop nose
Firey: uh wtf are you talking about
Leafy: you little BITCH *beats the shit out of firey*
Blocky: man thats hot
Eraser: agreement
Pen: *cums*
Blocky: ew wtf
Eraser: its aight bro he said no homo
Blocky: oh yea
Eraser: and we're wearing socks
Blocky: oh yea right
Eraser: and we're standing 5 feet apart cuz we're not gay
Firey: can you guys kindly shut the fuck up my ass is getting beat stop beating your meat
Blocky: *pouts* your no fun
Eraser: play the hit song buddy holly by the band weezer
*starts*
*the world rucking explodes but then is put back together*
Firey: what the fuck
Weezer: oh hey you guys
Firey: oh its just weezer. WEEZER⁉️⁉️
*runs to them*
Firey: OH MY GAMMIT ITS WEEZER *screeches*
*the world explodes because weezer*
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Just Your Average Bfdi Crackbook
UmorismoAn unfunny & low effort crackbook 18+ so don't read it if your a kiddo
