Bracelety: uwu. Hi mommy.
Icy: jesus fucking christ almighty, what the hell do you want?
Bracelety: oh, I just wanted to play with you, mommy.
Icy: HOLY SHIT HOW MANY TIMES TO I HAVE TO FUCKING SAY IT????????????????? IM. NOT. YOUR. MOMMY.
Bracelety: oh fuck- 😩 yell at me more mommy-
Icy: YOU WANT ME TO FUCKING YELL AT YOU???????????????
Bracelety: y-yes mommy- 💦🥵
Icy: WHAT THE FU-
a few minutes later...
Bracelety: (sigh) that was so good, mommy.
Icy: that wasn't actually half bad. (hits a cigarette) WAIT HOLY SH-
(melts)
Bracelety: uh- 😩 please die for me mommy-
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