Just Your Average Bfdi Crackbook

Cupman

Firey: im bored as frick

Leafy: THEN GO TO YOUR JOB OR SMTH I DONT FUCKING KNOW

Firey: but i got fired because-

*explains the whole fucking fnaf lore*

Firey: -and then william afton went to that goofy ahh bar from how it should have ended

Leafy: *wakes up* uh what i was asleep

Firey: *sigh* nevermind

Leafy: anyway YOU NEED TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE HOUSE AND FUCKING DO SOMETHING BITCH *kicks firey out*

Firey: goddamn it

Gelatin: yo firey my man

Firey: hey gelatin

Gelatin: watcha doin

Firey: fucking your mom

Everyone: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Firey: but actually im just bored as shit

Gelatin: you should try this new game

Firey: what is it

Gelatin: cuphead.exe

Firey: ooh what the fuck is that

Gelatin: if you put it in at 3am, cuphead will come out of the game and kill you

Firey: wow! I should defiantly do that! 

Gelatin: but you have to suck my dick first

Firey: no bitch *shoots the fuck out of him*

*3am later*

Firey: ok time to put it in

Firey jr: what do mean by that?

Firey: piss off motherfucker

*loading*

*normal title screen*

Firey: what the fuck its just the normal game goddamn it

*starts playing*

Firey: this game. IS SO. FUCKING.  H A R D . 

Cuphead: *jumps out of the computer*

Firey: AH JESUS CHRIST *throws a cross at cuphead*

Cuphead: ow! Ay, dat hourt!

Firey: the fuck

Cuphead: I said, dat hourt.

Firey: uh anyway GO BACK TO HELL DEMON *throws holy water at him*

Cuphead: AY IM WALKIN HERE

Firey: what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Cuphead: you suck *beats up firey*

Firey: ow ooh ouch yow owch owchies yowch ooh ow yowza 

Cuphead: did youse learn your lesson

Firey: no

Cuphead: oh ok *beats him up 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 times*

Firey: ow

Cuphead: NOW did youse learn your lesson

Firey: no

Cuphead: ok im gettin fuckin tired of beatin youse up

Firey: uh why are you talking like a stereotypical new yorkian

Cuphead: because i AM a stereotypical new yorkian

Firey: oh

Cuphead: fuggetaboutit