Bracelety: good morning mommy~
Ice cube: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
Bracelety: aw~ did I give you a good scare~?
Ice cube: I HAVE A RESTRAINING ORDER YOU BETTER GET YOUR ASS OUT OF HERE BEFORE I FUCKING SHOOT THE FUCK OUT OF YOU
Bracelety: I'm sowwy mommy~ I just wanted to spend some time wiff you~
Ice cube: *loads her shotgun*
*this is america plays*
Ice cube: EAT LEAD BITCH *shoots bracelety*
Bracelety: uh~ fuck mommy~ s-shoot me again pwease~
Ice cube: OH YOU WANT ME TO SHOOT YOU
Bracelety: y-y-yes~
Ice cube: OH ILL FUCKING SHOOT YOU
Bracelety: f-FUCK IM GONNA CUM
Firey: man my neighbors sure are weird
Peter griffin: holy crap firey this reminds of the time i was in fortnite
Firey: haha modern gaming reference so fucking funny
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Just Your Average Bfdi Crackbook
HumorAn unfunny & low effort crackbook 18+ so don't read it if your a kiddo