Just Your Average Bfdi Crackbook

Blockyfan

Blocky: ah. What a goofy ahh day.

Eraser: hey im going to the grocery store do you want anything

Blocky: yeah dat thicc ass

Eraser: fuck off *leaves*

Blocky: haha im so sigma

Blockyfan: *breaks into his house* HOLY SHIT BLOCKY

Blocky: uh who the fuck are you

Blockyfan: IM YOUR BIGGEST FUCKING FAN

 Blocky: uh cool

Blocky: do you want like a picture or smth

Blockyfan: well i was wondering if i could have sex with you

Pen: w-who is this daddy~?

Blocky: oh, no one kitten~ *starts making out with pen*

Blockyfan: *shoots pen* I MUST BE YOUR ONLY TREASURE

Blocky: OH JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK *runs the fuck away*

Blockyfan: come back here blocky...

Blocky: *hides* holy shit this dude is fucking insane

Blockyfan: you can hide, but you can't run

Blocky: *lightbulb from ii appears* i know. I should steal one of eraser's guns.

Blockyfan: I SEE YOUR LIGHTBULB

Lightbulb: motherf-*gets shot*

Blocky: FUCK *runs the fuck away*

Blockyfan: GET THE FUCK BACK HERE

Blocky: holy shit eraser's room im close

Blockyfan: *shoots blocky's leg*

Blocky: OW MOTHERFUCKER

Blockyfan: nowhere to run now bitch

Blocky: *rips his leg off* yes where to run *runs the fuck away*

Blockyfan: ooh some fresh meat uwu~

Blocky: ew what the fuck *locks the door*

Blockyfan: I KNOW YOUR FUCKING IN THERE YOU PIECE OF SHIT COME OUT

Blocky: where the hell does eraser keep his guns

Blockyfan: *bangs on the door* OPEN THE FUCK UP

Blocky: prolly in the closet

*looks in the closet*

Blocky: haha jackpot *loads a gun*

Blockyfan: *breaks down the door* come here blocky~

Blocky: FUCK NO *shoots blockyfan*

Blockyfan: you little BITCH *shoots blocky*

Blocky: *dodges it or smth*

Blockyfan: AW FUCK IT *pulls out a knife*

Blocky: oh shit *runs the fuck away*

Blockyfan: GET THE HELL BACK HERE *chases him*

Blocky: theres only one thing left to do *lights a bomb*

Blocky: COME AT ME MOTHERFU-*blows up*

Blockyfan: *blows up*

Eraser: uh hey im ho-

Eraser: MY HOUSE GOD FUCKING DAMN IT *cries*

Blocky: its just a prank bro im not actually dead

Eraser: what about him *points at blockyfan*

Blocky: oh he's actually dead

Eraser: oh

Blocky: AMOGU-