Jesse: yo mistah white! Someone's at the door.
Walter: who is it.
Firey: hello Heisenberg.
Walter: O_O
Firey: Can I deal with for you bro
Walter: sure why the fuck not
Firey: *leaves*
Jesse: yo mistah white.
Walter: what is it jesse.
Jesse: I...
Jesse: I...
Jesse: I love you mistah white. I want to spend the rest of my life with you. I want to retire with you. I want to settle down with you. I want you to hold me and comfort me and tell me everything is going to be alright. Please. Never let this end. Never let this end walter.
Walter: jesse what the fuck are you talking about.
(who fucking knows how long later)
Firey: yo kids you want some meth
Grassy: my daddy says drugs are ba-
Firey: (shoots grassy)
Icy: SWEET MOTHER OF GOD GRASSY FUCKING DIED
Firey: (shoots icy)
Firey Jr: I'm the only one left bro.
Firey: yeah no shit. (Loads shotgun) Bounce, little man.
Firey jr: quoting breaking bad isn't gonna help you this time, bitch. (Shoots firey)
Firey: oh wow *dies*
Firey jr: checkmate, beotch.
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