Firey: la la la what a goofy ass day
Gelatin: yo you want some crack
Firey: sure
Gelatin: here's your crack
Firey: ok
Firey: (smokes the crack or something i donnknow)
Firey: wow this is good crack
Firey jr: holy fucking shit dad are you smoking crack
Firey: yeah i am smoking crack
Firey jr: i want crack
Firey: crack is for 18+
Firey jr: ok
Firey: ok
(Crack smoking later)
Firey: oh shit im a crackhead
Four: firey are you a crackhead
Firey: yes i am a crackhead
Four: i hate crackheads
Firey: too bad im a crackhead
Kanye west: and im kayne west
Four: time to fucking die crackhead
Firey: ok
Four: (throws firey into space)
Firey: at least i have unlimited crack
Chris pratt: yo pass the pipe my fucker
Firey: ok chris pratt
Chris pratt: (smokes the crack)
Loser: i have been smoking crack for 40 years with no breaks
Firey: oh god stop the suffering i am alone so very alone
Chris pratt: i like crack
Firey: i like your mom
Chris pratt: goddamn you
Black hole: did you know i can say n-*get shot*
Firey: SHUT UP
Chris pratt: wait how can we breathe in space
Everyone: (dies)
Kayne west: im actually hitler (takes off his mask)
Firey: oh shit wassup my motherfucker
Kayne hitler: pass the pipe
Firey: uh ok hitler.
Kayne hitler: (smokes the crack) goddamn this is good crack
(69420666 years later)
Kayne hitler: and thats why trump is gay for obama.
Firey: *shoots himself*
Chris pratt: oh no firey died himself
Black hole: cool
Chris pratt: fuck your mom
Black hole: damn it
YOU ARE READING
Just Your Average Bfdi Crackbook
HumorAn unfunny & low effort crackbook 18+ so don't read it if your a kiddo
