Just Your Average Bfdi Crackbook

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Liy: im so emo. I should shoot up a school.

Four: now, now Liy. You goofy goober. When we lose our temper, what do we do? We count to three! One two-

Liy: (shoots four) three. (does a sick backflip off a plane into a car and drives that car of a building into a volcano and the volcano spits her out and she jumps out of the car and lands on a motorcycle and rides it to a school)

Basketball: now little ones, lets learn our abcs! A b c d e f- (gets shot)

Liy: gun.

(One school shooting later)

Liy: (edgy grunt) the deed is done.

My fbi agent: fbi? Him.

Fbi: (breaks into my fucking house)

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