No nut November 21

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by Cringesh1t

by Cringesh1t

Firey: did you know i can drink because im over 21

Leafy: i am too

Firey jr: i am also

Firey: bitch no your not

Leafy: lets drink then

Firey: *pulls out wine from fucking nowhere*

*1 minute later*

Firey: holy shit i am drunk i am very drunk

Leafy: can you do the fast part on rap god

Firey: Uh, summa lumma dooma looma you assuming I'm a human

What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman

Innovative and I'm made of rubber
So that anything you say is ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you and
I'm devastating, more than ever demonstrating
How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating
Never fading, and I know the haters are forever waiting
For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating
'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated
I make elevating music; you make elevator music

Leafy: holy shit you are drunk

Firey: you aren't drunk though

Leafy: i will be *drinks 69 drinks of wine*

Leafy: holy shit i am very very drunk

Firey jr: can i have a taste

Leafy: sure why the fuck not bitch

Firey jr: *sips* ew what the fuck that tastes like piss

Leafy: dont you ever say that again

Firey: kids, don't drink alcohol unless you are above the age of 21.

Leafy: who the fuck are you talking about

Firey: idk im just rlly drunk

Leafy: uh ok same

Blocky: this is so fucking pointless bruh

Pen: i hate my life