No nut November 30

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Firey: ok how are we gonna refound

Chad hurley: just like we did that one time

Jawed karim: ah yes that one time

Steve chen: wait which time

Jawed karim: that one time

Steve chen: oh yeah that time

Firey: what the fuck

Steve chen: that time when we created youtube

Firey: oh yeah

Jawed karim: lets go that

*69 hours later*

Firey: wow that was easy

Steve chen: yeah

Firey: anyway i should still be ceo

Jawed karim: aw hell nah

Steve chen: it should obviously be me

Chad hurley: nah nah nah it should be me

Jawed karim: it should obviously be me im the fucking me at the zoo guy

*silence*

Firey: oh shit today is the last day of no nut november i didnt even think of that shit

Blocky: well i did

Pen: uh~ I-I c-c-can't hold it i-in daddy~

Blocky: you cant nut now

Pen: oh ok

Blocky: no you actually cant nut because I cut your dick off

Pen: the fuck *looks down* OH GOD NOT AGAIN

Firey: you know what

Everyone: what

Firey: chicken butt

Everyone: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *seinfeld theme*

Firey: we should hold a boxing match between the creators of youtube to see which one is the most worthy

Everyone: good idea firey

Firey: and thats why im the main character

Woody: but im on the cover and i haven't even appeared yet

Firey: well you appeared in 'bfdi characters i could beat in a fight'

Woody: that was just a fucking tier list thats shit compared to you

Firey: you bet your fucking ass

Blocky: anyway yeah we should start the fight

*one fight setup later*

Announcer: welcome to cake at steak

Firey: its a fucking boxing match dumbass

Announcer: oh sorry welcome to a fucking boxing match. In this corner, born in taipei taiwan, standing 5'6", steve chen

Steven chen: it's steven' time

Announcer: in the other corner, born in merseburg east germany, standing 6'1", jawed karim

Jawed karim: IM THE FUCKING ME AT THE ZOO GUY

Announcer: in the last corner, born in reading pennsylvania, standing 5'10", chad hurley

Chad hurley: well i used to be the ceo of youtube so i should be the ceo now

Gelatin: JUST GET TO FUCKING POINT ALREADY YOU GYATT SKIBIDI NEGATIVE RIZZ WOKE SIGMA ALPHA MALE OHIO ICE SPICE SUSSY BAKA

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