Firey: ok how are we gonna refound
Chad hurley: just like we did that one time
Jawed karim: ah yes that one time
Steve chen: wait which time
Jawed karim: that one time
Steve chen: oh yeah that time
Firey: what the fuck
Steve chen: that time when we created youtube
Firey: oh yeah
Jawed karim: lets go that
*69 hours later*
Firey: wow that was easy
Steve chen: yeah
Firey: anyway i should still be ceo
Jawed karim: aw hell nah
Steve chen: it should obviously be me
Chad hurley: nah nah nah it should be me
Jawed karim: it should obviously be me im the fucking me at the zoo guy
*silence*
Firey: oh shit today is the last day of no nut november i didnt even think of that shit
Blocky: well i did
Pen: uh~ I-I c-c-can't hold it i-in daddy~
Blocky: you cant nut now
Pen: oh ok
Blocky: no you actually cant nut because I cut your dick off
Pen: the fuck *looks down* OH GOD NOT AGAIN
Firey: you know what
Everyone: what
Firey: chicken butt
Everyone: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *seinfeld theme*
Firey: we should hold a boxing match between the creators of youtube to see which one is the most worthy
Everyone: good idea firey
Firey: and thats why im the main character
Woody: but im on the cover and i haven't even appeared yet
Firey: well you appeared in 'bfdi characters i could beat in a fight'
Woody: that was just a fucking tier list thats shit compared to you
Firey: you bet your fucking ass
Blocky: anyway yeah we should start the fight
*one fight setup later*
Announcer: welcome to cake at steak
Firey: its a fucking boxing match dumbass
Announcer: oh sorry welcome to a fucking boxing match. In this corner, born in taipei taiwan, standing 5'6", steve chen
Steven chen: it's steven' time
Announcer: in the other corner, born in merseburg east germany, standing 6'1", jawed karim
Jawed karim: IM THE FUCKING ME AT THE ZOO GUY
Announcer: in the last corner, born in reading pennsylvania, standing 5'10", chad hurley
Chad hurley: well i used to be the ceo of youtube so i should be the ceo now
Gelatin: JUST GET TO FUCKING POINT ALREADY YOU GYATT SKIBIDI NEGATIVE RIZZ WOKE SIGMA ALPHA MALE OHIO ICE SPICE SUSSY BAKA
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