Just Your Average Bfdi Crackbook

Firey lamar

Firey: man i love dating you coiny

Coiny: i love dating you too firey

Firey: gay sex?

Coiny: oki

*gay sex*

Coiny: man i love having gay sex with you

Firey: i love having gay sex with you too

Coiny: weed?

Firey: oki

*weed*

Coiny: i like minors

Firey: you're so fucking high rn dawg lmao

*the next day later*

Leafy: uh firey

Firey: wut bitch

Leafy: coiny went to jail

Firey: REALLY?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!!?!?!?!??!

Leafy: yeh

Firey: thats badass

Leafy: but he went there for diddling kids

Firey: ..........

Firey: ew

Leafy: OF COURSE EW. HE LIKES PEOPLE THAT ARE UNDER THE AGE OF 18

Firey: bro did an edp 😂😂😂

Firey: *looks at the camera* but seriously. Pedophilla is no laughing matter. It is a very serious topic and should be handled with the upmost maturity.

Leafy: firey who the fuck are you talking to

Firey: um no one

Leafy: did you forget to take your meds again?

Firey: uh what are meds

Firey jr: THIS BITCH *shoves meds down his throat* 

Leafy: that was cyanide dumbass

Firey: oh wow *dies*

Leafy: MOTHERFUCKER WE NEED TO GET HIS ASS TO THE FUCKIN HOSPITAL

Firey jr: the what

Leafy: THE HOSPITAL

Firey jr: the fuckin the what

Leafy: A hospital is a healthcare institution providing patient treatment with specialized health science and auxiliary healthcare staff and medical equipment.[1] The best-known type of hospital is the general hospital, which typically has an emergency department to treat urgent health problems ranging from fire and accident victims to a sudden illness. A district hospital typically is the major health care facility in its region, with many beds for intensive care and additional beds for patients who need long-term care.

Specialized hospitals include trauma centers, rehabilitation hospitals, children's hospitals, geriatric hospitals, and hospitals for specific medical needs, such as psychiatric hospitals for psychiatric treatment and other disease-specific categories. Specialized hospitals can help reduce health care costs compared to general hospitals.[2] Hospitals are classified as general, specialty, or government depending on the sources of income received.

A teaching hospital combines assistance to people with teaching to health science students and auxiliary healthcare students. A health science facility smaller than a hospital is generally called a clinic. Hospitals have a range of departments (e.g. surgery and urgent care) and specialist units such as cardiology. Some hospitals have outpatient departments and some have chronic treatment units. Common support units include a pharmacy, pathology, and radiology.