Just Your Average Bfdi Crackbook

Gelatin's steakhouse

Gelatin: EVERYONE GET YOUR BITCH ASS IN HERE

*firey, pencil, match, blocky, eraser, pen, and woody appear*

Gelatin: GET YOUR FRICKIN ASS TO WORK NOW *leaves*

Firey: ok

*starts working*

Flower: aH E M 

Firey: wut

Flower: i got a cum flavored steak but i wanted a PISS FLAVORED STEAK

Firey: uh ok here you go *gives her a piss flavored steak*

Flower: *gasp* I FUCKING WANTED A REB LOBSTER STEAK

Firey: if you want a red lobster steak than you should go red lobster its literally right across the fucking street

Flower: *gasp* I WANNA SEE YOUR FUCKING MANAGER

Firey: ok

*1 second later*

Firey: yo gelatin

Gelatin: WHAT IM JACKING OFF TO GAY PORN

Firey: this bitch wants to see you

Gelatin: *emo sigh* FIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEEEEE

Gelatin: uh whats the fucking problem

Flower: YOUR WORKER IS FUCKING HARASSING ME

Gelatin: oh is that so

Flower: HE CALLED ME THE N WORD

Gelatin: uh huh im tellin yeah

Flower: HE ALSO CALLED ME A WHINY BITCG

Gelatin: oh uh ill take care of this right away

Flower: YOU FUCKING BETTER

Gelatin: im sorry for the trouble miss

Flower: IM NEVER EATING HERE AGAIN

*leaves*

Flower: TRUMP 2024 BITCHES

Gelatin: jesus that was shitty as fuck

Firey: i need a smoke break

Gelatin: so do i

*slapping noises*

Pen: F-FUCK GIVE IT TO ME DADDY~

Blocky: that's a good boy~ cum for daddy~

Pen: s-shit~ *cums*

Blocky: ah. And that's how you make a cum flavored steak

Pencil: do want me give you some spit flavored steak bestie?

Match: yes uwu!

Pencil: *spits in her mouth*

Match: *spits in pencil's mouth*

Eraser: man i hate gay people

Pencil and match: *cooks him and puts him into a steak*

Pencil: ORDER UP MOTHERFUCKER

Yellow face: oh thank you *eats it* mm say what's in this dish

Match: steak dumbass

Yellow face: oh *leaves*

Woody: *gibberish*

Blocky: goddamn it i dont want to work with someone who's retarded

Woody: *screeches so loud every window on the fucking planet*

Gelatin: WHATS ALL THIS FUCKING NOISE IM OUTSIDE SMOKING METH WITH FIREY

Firey: YEAH IM SO HIGH I WAS GONNA SUCK HIM OFF

Blocky: woody's being retarded and i dont wanna work with him

Woody: *gibberish*

Gelatin: i dont really give a fuck tbh *slams the door*

Blocky: *sigh* this is why we need trump back in office so retards like YOU don't fuck up the pla-

Woody: *shoots the fuck out of him, lights his body on fire, chops it into several tiny pieces, buries it underground, builds a house on top of it, raises a family to adulthood, murders them, lights their bodies on fire, chops them into several tiny pieces, and buries them underground*

Eraser: jesus

Firey: man i sure hope i dont have to spend five nights here. That would be a bitch.