No nut November 2

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by Cringesh1t

by Cringesh1t

Pen: HOLY SHIT I NEED TO NUT RIGHT FUCKING NOW

Firey: you cant nut

Pen: oh ok

Firey: no you actually cant nut i cut off your dick

Pen: wait what the hell (looks down) HOLY SHIT MY FUCKING DICK

Firey: anyway imma go home before the fbi shows up to arrest me or smth

Pen: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Firey: leafy im home

Leafy: hey baby

Firey: bitch im 23

Leafy: can you please have sex with me im so horny

Firey: fuck no its no nut november

Leafy: i dont care have sex with me anyway

Firey: hell nah

Leafy: YOU BETTER HAVE SEX WITH ME RIGHT NOW YOU BITCH

Firey: uh

Firey jr: DAAAAAAAD

Firey: what

Firey jr: whats no nut november

Firey: No Nut November, often abbreviated to NNN, is an annual internet challenge of male sexual abstinence during the month of November. It originated in 2011 and grew in popularity among users of social media during and after 2017.

Firey jr: oh ok

Leafy: uh anyway IF YOU DONT FUCK ME YOUR SLEEPING ON THE GODDAMN COUCH TONIGHT

Firey: bitch i just cut someones dick off and sold on the black market im not afraid to sleep on the goddamn couch

Leafy: WELL GOOD BECAUSE IM GOING TO BED AND CRYING TO MUSIC AND SINGING TO THE TOP OF MY FUCKING LUNGS BECAUSE YOURE SUCH A BITCH FUCK YOU FIREY FUCK YOU (slams the door like a karen)

Firey: welp time to go to sleep lol

Pen: but im already on the couch

Firey: A